Honestly, the existence of my siblings and myself is some kind of miracle

Because my dad makes Egon Spangler look like Casanova some days

:c

Alas, we can't all make "It would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds" sound sexy. ...well okay, I don't think anyone can to be fair.

I got the need for social interactions from my mom's side of the family, and my utter rubbishness at handling said interactions from my dad's. Yay.

I understand that frustration entirely, man.

This plurk brought to you by Anders realizing it's been two years since he broke up with his last girlfriend, and currently has no goddamn clue how to even start meeting people now

...yeah. I sympathise with you on that front. I'm in a very similar situation on the "no clue on how to start meeting people" front.