oh my god
sigma stop
no 
lena gets it 
lena apurreciates
Distracted by Sigma's dorito shoulders
just as planned 
spits drink lenya
Then I'm CATie
oh my god
Sigmeow
hi ambi your name is useless
alas
nya
(8
what a good plurk
good morning zee
morning 
good morning world
delivering the cat puns already i see
an auspicious start
a sign of what's to come
nemo's gotta make the most of her day off
true
can't blame her
no sleep only puns
ty lena
lena's going hard
this is a good plurk
one could say it is
the cat's meow
whoa there
kath
says
cat-th
i belong here...my name has always been a cat pun
my initials are kat
my parents still call me kitty kat
this power has only grown in me all these years
you are pawsitively purrfect in efurry way kath
Akitties
omfg
trafalgar paw
akitties and pawtroclus are purrfect together
puts head in hands
look what you started nemo
SDKJSHDKJSDH lena
olivinya
TRAFALGAR PAW
SCREAMS
he'd be so much cuter as a kitten
but i mean so would most everyone
It's true, he wasn't even a cute child so this is the only way
petition to make everyone cute kittens
ramir your name is useless you can't wedge bro or a cat pun into it
meowmir?
That's not a pun tho
i tried 
unless we go with
elisapetta furaldo
Omfg
i mean if he doesn't want to get any
How about
wow
Tarantoebeans
SJDUSHIDHSUD
SPITS
I just choked
leaves this plurk again
and then sigma was single once more
That's the best one I've come up with I'm done
it was fun while it lasted sig
the world returns to its proper state
wow
ice cold
christ
elisapetta furaldo fgejsgks
yeah that's the anti laid one
for sure
ah
fur sure, sorry
his only chance at redemption would be that it's really good
u can't hate it
she'd try
impossible task
does the son of klim need advice in the way of lying with his woman
No!!! 
lance you're like 12 aren't you
remember, power lies in the spear's haft and not the tip
I didn't ask for this
if greek mythology is anything to go by sigma's staying 293402534 feet away from your sex advice achilles
greeks thinkin so much about all those spears, never about the target 
????????????? rude
im just sayin, acquaint yourself with the target maybe you'll hit it once in a while
his current target is more than satisfied, tyvm
zee art
is
the true, lena please confirm
is this*
IS THE TRUE
ah
unsolved mysteries
i want
achilles and sigma to have a deeply uncomfortable talk about relationships
and by deeply uncomfortable i mean only on sigma's part
i'd pay for that thread
ah
I too want this
They're already chatting about olivia in the cave thread we could swing that one otherwise
elsewhere
we can make it happen 
!!
to add to sigma's visuals