not because it's coming up or anything, but I think I'm going to headcanon sigma's birthday as 8/05

because that's when the Curiosity rover sat alone on another planet and sang happy birthday to itself.

LMAO

why is that so funny I feel so bad

I'm funny

sigma's tragedy makes a full circle back to comedy

omg cute....

also ramir's birthday is aug 8th, what a nice matchies

gross

whoa

actually jason's the 25th, movie night can be bday night

party at oska

whoa yeah

party time for the august kids

all these leos

alternately just do old sigma on his bday

omfg

jumps back halfway through sadly singing happy bday to himself

fdsfgh

suddenly surrounded by people

its a present!!!

omfg

first of all yes Leo party please

secondly why are you doing this to my heart

Leo party

oh my god

I lied apparently jason's a virgo I don't actually know astrology. details, party anyway

although first ramir has to figure out what her bday is on the earth calendar

I don't want to think about that it sounds hard

ah

to be fair they don't even know the date in game

they're in space

yeah ^

it's fine

two lions and a virgin then that's fine

this sounds like a porn premise

unsure

what kind of porn are you watching

pelt's furry tendencies are rubbing off on me I guess

what a menace

happy birthday to meeee...

i want you to know i misremembered the day as the 3rd this morning, and had a moment of rage that i was like

IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND I DIDN'T NOTICE???? HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL

came back to angrily shout and realized it was the 5th

whew

oh my god

it's ok zee.... dw

it ok, is it really

fictional birthdays are really important

you're right, you were very nearly a terrible person

I'm just trying to make you feel better

thanks, it almost worked

if only i hadn't seen through your lies