Children, please.

He took her adice!

*advice

(Near, how are you twenty?)

I mean, if no one wants to smack/shove/kill him or burn his toys, I've done something wrong.

I love the irony of the fact that Sharon and Mello are friends now, despite the fact that Mello killed her.

And Near had initially argued against killing her and they're . . . this.

Sharon so needs to find out that he's the rival Mello has been referring to.

So she can go "Why the fuck are you protecting that asshole?"

I am so looking forward to when she finds out just for real. this is. this is him? no. nope.

You'd never know without being told.

/judges both you, though Near doesn't give a shit, the little shit.

Nah, he doesn't give a shit about the judging. He does give a shit about Mello going off and dying, though.

He does not approve.

He'll take the win, but it would have been a better win without Mello being a dumbass.

... Yeah, it's probably a very good move not to smack Near in the back of the head with a paint bucket, Sharon.

Your new friend would be unhappy.

Look, it's not like it would KILL him. just. maybe mess him up a little, that's all.

He would still be unhappy. He doesn't want people hurting Near.

lmao that's true. it's a good thing she mostly just thinks about hurting people instead of actually doing it

I mean, now that he's back to the house, Mello is insisting that Near start carrying a knife for self-defense.

don't hurt yourself with the knife near

He is not going to hurt himself okay he is not that careless.