I haven't written non-tag stuff in ages so any feedback would be appreciated

aw fuck

poor Rob

It's been too long since he's suffered.

adfsahdusf

Rob: /max HP plummets

Rob's been flying the "we don't know what happened to our worlds in the Calamity so let's not assume the worst" flag all this time

oh rob

the pessimists were right here

YUP

he may be joining Team Half-Full after this

He's gonna need that heart to heart

don't worry, he's somewhere perfectly safe right now

there's nothing to cause him harm there

because nobody came

canned food lasts forever

or at least long enough that he'll have a few more years on him if he stays

things Rob is not thinking about right now: eating

or anything other than being broken