signs I should have been asleep hours ago

but tfw you've been closing for months and forgotten you're supposed to open today instead

and my corpse no longer reliably respects alarms so this is gonna be a day.

technically speaking.

LMAO I walked into work just as the closing manager was walking out I'm so sorry my dude......

ngl I'm at work alone so I'm listening to spooky video game ambience through my phone and the notif for that made me scream a little

cries