This one's always fun! If I were a fictional character, what would fandom get wrong about me?
you'd go up like three cup sizes because you're a hot mom renfaire pirate elf cosplayer
you'd be this very very sexy milf
PFAHA
argue that you're not asexual because you have a son?
Or that you're a nymphomaniac.
based on your RP lol
which they would totally show in the comic/movie/show. 
you'd be like felicia day in the guild, but a mom
AHAHA, yeah, I bet they all forget I'm ace.