/squints

This feels wildly inaccurate.

Isabela's STATS
CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ★★★★☆
MARIO KART: ★★★★★
EYEBROWS: ★★☆☆☆
LOSING THE REMOTE: ★★★★☆

Kallian's STATS
SWEATING: ★★★☆☆
MILK DRINKING: ★★★★★
EYEBROWS: ★★★★★
FRONTFLIPS: ★★☆☆☆

...who knew she was a gymnast?

Ingrid's STATS
CAT LOVING: ★★★★★
MARIO PARTY RAGE: ★☆☆☆☆
KNIFE JUGGLING: ★★★☆☆
COMEBACKS: ★★★★★

obvs DOG is code for ELF

Or cat.

I mean, I like dogs fine, but I'm so a cat person.

how are you more doge than I?!

I have no idea.