Also my boss is back from China. Still no sign of the guy who's supposed to be in my original desk.

I concur

Admittedly, I stayed up too late last night but whatever whatever...

Times I lament that caffeine is useless for me. /sugars up with M&Ms

...dafuq happened here, Mars Corp? Look at that orange monstrosity.

Oh, hey, look at that. The guy now in my original desk has appeared! OMG he is such a wee young thing, I am not used to being among the oldest people in my group

mmfff

/sleepy high five

Yup. Legit just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out which policy an email was referring to only to realize it's in the subject line. GOOD JOB, SELF.

#Monday

/gets more M&Ms

you're making me want m&ms

They are the nearest source of chocolate.

I don't know what my nearest source of chocolate is

I think it might not be near

Sad.

Indeed. Tragedy is me