No. No. Near is useless at cooking.

He can't and won't.

He gets other people to do this for him if he wants cooked food.

I mean, he'd be able to make a sandwich, but that's not really cooking.

So left to his own devices, it'd be like . . . sandwiches and cereal and packaged things and raw fruits and vegetables, really.

This is totally how he lived while Mello was on the run in

You know, when he remembered to eat in the first place.

He's bad at this, okay. This is what people like Rester and Roger are for.