your favorite zero escape ship, 3, 9, 15, 18

god damn it lena

that won't work on me either, pick!!

wow fine make me do the cross-referencing

also ah jay you make this so hard for me, you haven't finished ztd...

SO YOU GET SEVEN AND LOTUS bc I haven't thought about them in so long...

oh my god

for a second i read "i haven't finished ztd" and i was really alarmed like

nemo???

but seven and lotus is a good ship

it is... I don't think about it much but all zero escapes are kind of hard to ship in my mind so pls forgive

3, most common argument: everything.

no I'm jk, I feel like they'd see eye to eye on a lot of bigger things, but they just shred each other to pieces over little things.

I see them being more like the "well you said this!" "I never said this, I said that!" "I thought you meant the other thing!" "oh my god you never pay attention idiot!" "dumbass!" etc. couple.

work don't call me when I'm shipping

9 who worries the most, I think lotus would end up worrying more, she's a scary tiger mom but she's caring, even if she'd tsun about it at first... and seven is usually like EVERYTHING IS OKAY charges in.....

15 who wakes up first, squints... probably seven. I don't actually remember if lotus works from home now but she's a cushy tech person I feel like she's a real chill at home kinda lady.

18 who leaves notes in the other's lunch, I think lotus would if it started out as teasing him for his amnesia... like "don't forget this now : ))) "

I haven't played 999 in so long gomen for my fuzzy memory...

okay, goes to find all the stupid numbers lena wants...

1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27 that's so many numbers omg

1. who is the most affectionate, I think that's pretty even. like zee said, two big dumb labradors. so touchy.

tbh I don't think sigma's ever had a gf as remotely tactile as ramir so she might have been more affectionate for a hot second until he realized it was cool to pick her up and hug her all the time and stuff

and was promptly like WOW!!! AWESOME!!!

2. big/little spoon? big spoon. it's probably always been his role in life, but he prefers it still.

5. who's most likely to carry the other? I think that's evened out actually... sigma usually carries ramir for fun, while ramir usually carries sigma out of necessity...

like to superjump up or down things or when he passes out. he's such a dead weight idk how she puts up with it.

how'd 8 get in there, zee did that one... but sigma used to call her wonder woman sometimes.

and definitely almost made a batman joke about her dead parents.

simga.......

*sigma even, but the sentiment remains

look okay it wasn't a Joke joke.....

don't look at him

you dick

9 who worries most? I feel like that's gotten more even too but heee actually worried kind of a lot to start with, he got used to people dying a lot and definitely wasn't used to having an indestructible gf

lots of things weren't really matters of trust it was more like CAN YOU PHYSICALLY DO THIS??? I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE...

but he's working on worrying less I was just talking about this.

flips you omg

no never

10. who remembers anniversaries? they haven't reached any sort of significant one yet....

11. who tops....

idk I default to ramir does more often but I'd have to confer.

18. who leaves notes in the other's lunch? what lunches I saw zee said ramir likes to cook, let's find out

19. who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? I mean even if they weren't in a game they're both kinda hampered in the family department right now lmao

BUT I don't actually remember who mentioned it first, waves at timelines

20. what do those people think about it?? asks the audience

this is so many fucking questions

get going, nemo

I hate you

21. who's more likely to start dancing with the other? depends on what's playing, bc sigma will dance badly at the drop of a hat if it's something he knows or catchy.

22. who cooks more/better? from the sound of it, ramir. sigma definitely never learned to cook in college, but he's probably really handy with a microwave..... and also has no standards...

23. who comes up with cheesy pick-up lines? this is like sigma's purpose in life and I need to do it more often shame on me... but idk ramir's into wordplay more than I thought, so this could also be even.

24. who whispers inappropriate things, lbr that's even.

26. no I'm bad with music

27. no kids

I'm done I quit

I hope ur happy

ungrateful!!

lena strikes again

lightning quick, like the ship snake

ship cobra

cobra starshipper

there we go

wait nemo i'm pushing one of my answered questions back at you, what do you think they fight about

fair...

if ramir isn't talking to a, like, volatile person she doesn't usually let issues get to fight stage, so i guess. what do they. bitch about?

also god, what do they bitch about...

i couldn't think of anything........

hard question

emotes: lena where the heck is your shipping meme

^^^^^^^^

I feel like most of their bitching is just sigma whining.

weh don't get that close to giant lava monsters weh don't jump down giant holes in the ground weh don't get kidnapped weh maybe don't kiss other guys so much

or ramir bitching

he's so needy.

mutual bitchiny

omg just the once she kisses another person...

just the once!!!

no that last one was "pls be my gf" in whine form

emotes: okay fine, i'll do this meme for you and make up awful answers to all the questions

oh ok fair

also frick i just realized i didn't ask any questions

what else do you even ship, nemo....

I don't even know what I ship...

25-30 for your fave aot pair

????

hammers you into old fandoms

look i've got nothing here

I don't even remember what I shipped in aot omfg

you drew a pic once of reiner and armin, that's literally all i remember

that was pelt's fault

well these questions are pelt's fault then

that was like one event in Box, I can't form answers from this

well then pick a different ship

about this til I have to go to work