I've been waiting to make the "I like their older stuff" [names album that just came out] joke my whole life. I have simple needs.
Also Asher wants to bang a 40 year old.
From The Near Future things give me simple joy. 
he does sleep with a woman who is 37
ah, good.
so.... 
asher would totally hit on (and sleep with) a middle aged woman i do not put it past him
I mean same with sigma I'm just amused.
LALSKDJFLKAJ THEY'RE THE WORST
"well an angel" im dying their thirst for taylor swift
its so basic
he banged a politician's mistress once that's about the worst I've got from VLR
no plot relevance, it's just something that occurred.
that sounds like something asher would do tbh
or well! hm. he's not one to like, destroy relationships all willy nilly but im DYLAKSJFD
HOW IS THAT CANON, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ANIME GAME
DON'T ASK ME HOW ANYTHING IS CANON IN THIS GAME
no, come to us frickboy
he's gotta learn somewhere......
yes
if he's already a frickboy he has nowhere to level up to but fuckboy
he's already picked this class
no this isn't fire emblem!!
no.......
the fuckboy conglomerate can't just be two guys that's like dangerously close to homo
ALKSDJFALKSJDFLAKSJDFLAKSJDF
LMAOOOOOOO
RUDE LEAN!!!!
its tru one of asher's most recent lines was "yas queen" so im like ??? hes bi
oh my god
he also mentioned missing frank's beard when in s1 he was afraid of it
im v... there's no way he's straight im sorry sigma
please lean, have lance join the fuckboy conglomerate
pls touch his butt someday
at least these bromos are ride or die
um asher is like... uncomfortably in ur face so he might do like
a joke butt slap with a towel
or something
good
lean can i ask u something
i feel like i have b4 but... lance is a virgin right
LMFAO
I was going to say isn't he like 12
also wtf join the fuckboy conglomerate 
they can tone it down for Children......
maybe....
12 is my default below 18 age I'm sorry
my default joke below 18 age!!
same for me nemo i feel u
lena knows i only play garbage ppl 25 or over
no asher would def tone it down a LITTLE in lance's presence
but he's still 18 so... get that pussy homie
amen
asher would feel v big brother-y he's v fratboy
also wait lean!!! they can go on their bisexual journeys 2gether, dont go
asher's already knee deep
sigma's is probably ramir trying to get a hold of him and suplex him into the pool
LASLKDJFLASKDJF
its ok once asher like, is comfortable with his sexual identity he will join team ramir
this is brotrayal of the highest order
only if he feels a Vibe from sigma but he'll be respectful u dig
true but there's nothing wrong with threeways
anything is possible
making him bi is already everyone else's endgame apparently
I'll have to deliver someday
oh
hi
hello friend, just thought i'd stop by and express my satisfaction
sweats nervously
that's right, lena speaks truth
its ok ramir he'll get there
everyone's rooting for it
literally everyone
