[meme] Salty Sunday what fictional series/characters do you want me to salt on
latest #57
help me I've been marinating in irl salt for too long
Tales
Odin Sphere?
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bon.
9 years ago
magic chatroom mystic messenger
Tales: I've tried so hard to like Zestiria but I can't
I like the base personalities and dynamics of the cast to an extent but poor execution all around
I get that malevolence tried to be an allegory for toxic negative emotions but I would prefer if it didn't literally turn people and seraphs into monsters
as someone who thinks too much about mental illness it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
I want to say all of the Seraphs needed more development but I never finished the game and I think soooome of that gets addressed in later sidequests??
Please explain Maltran/Lunarre/Symonne better please and thanks THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING THERE YOU JUST DIDN'T BOTHER
Also let Alisha live
take that as you will
Oh wait you said Tales on general not Zesty uhm.
Can we move on from the Xillia style graphics it looks nice yes but I miss when each game had its own distinctive style
also let Sakuraba live
okay I'm hella salt about Asteria!Earhart having Pasca's backstory but the crystallization thing is from RM3 isn't it???
tl;dr why is Earhart the fandom Kanonno let my baby girl have some spotlight she never got to be playable except as a bonus cameo
Grassvalley got to be the Xillia 2 cat, Earhart was the Graces cameo weapon MY GIRL HAS NEVER GOTTEN A VISIBLE CAMEO/SHOUTOUT YET???
I love Phantasia for nostalgia but unless you do a complete revamp and story rewrite let it rest it has not aged well enough for all those ports
also can we stop excluding backstory that's supposed to make us sympathetic or understand where characters are coming from in the actual game and shoving it into rare books
did Zestiria even get that much
I'm sure I have more issues but those are the ones that rile me the most
Odin Sphere a lot of people have a ton of nostalgia for this game and after playing it I get it but also don't
sorry dinner happened
I wrote a long rant on this on Twitter but basically it had a scaled down version of my problems with Muramasa where not enough was said about secondary characters and
while appreciate small details that aren't always caught on a first playthrough there's A LOT of fill in the blank
was endgame Oswald spoiler a giant Brick Deus ex Machina
because that came out of nowhere except to make the prophecy come true
I want more backstory but I also admit the pacing of the game doesn't allow for it
and would make it awkward
Also this is not salt but Cornelius did nothing wrong and Mercedes didn't deserve what she got
bronnichiwa there you go
Mystic Messenger do you really want me to go here Bani
Cheritz please explain the ban thing and what constitutes as cheating so fandom can stop screaming like chickens with their heads chopped off
bon.
9 years ago
pour the salt
also what do you mean the ability to fast forward through conversations you have read before is a paid feature
I love you Cheritz I really do but once "pay to load save files" goes live I'm gonna cry
but that was also mentioned since day 1 so I'm not too bitter but I am about max speed being paid
Also if quitting out of the game because you picked the wrong answer counts as cheating I'm so
is this not what every VN player does
mechanics aside let's salt about actual story stuff
tl;dr Jaehee deserved so much more in the story but also fandom can you shut up
I love Jaehee so much she grew up in a household where she believed she needed to become independent as soon as possible and basically
fears that losing her job will make her lose her place to live (not just literally but her place in society and she has no one to go back to because her family is shit)
and her story is about MC supporting her and helping her realize the world doesn't end just because you don't have a job and if you hate your job it's okay to leave
And compared to everyone else's routes hers is very lighthearted but at the same time her route doesn't add to the plot at all and that makes me sad
Unknown shows up in all the other routes to wreck shit up but never comes up in Jaehee's and as a newer member she doesn't have the backstory to really hint at the mystery
anyway other than that I'm so sick and tired of everyone being "why the fuck isn't Jaehee route gay" I get it she got the short end of the writing stick but
I guess like
even if the writers decided to be no homo, Jaehee's is still a very intimate route
because she loves the MC a lot and proposes they become partners and even if she doesn't go the romo route I see it as a very sweet QPR?
I can see it but I'm tired of the "gay and confused" comments
I love the idea of lithromantic MC though
anyway the real answer here is I am the official representative of the MC/Jaehee/Zen qp3 agenda because Zen is such an important part of their relationship and Jaehee deserves everyone's love
bon.
9 years ago
the three of them mutually support each other and their interactions when two of them talk about the third one is
"it wasn't me, the princess broke free of the cage on her own."
"but you were there for her every step of the way. A kiss for both princesses <3"
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