none of that would work on me boy

hes cute tho im glad i killed my idol apps to start
I love Zen. Cheesy lines duo.
which reminds me i havent touched SIF at all today LMFAO OOPS
HES SO EMBARRASSING. WHAT IS ZEN.
It's a wonder the chat haven't banned MC and Zen already
WELL HES SAID THAT MUCH TO ME
YOU CAN HAVE ZEN HES CUTE BUT MY INSTINCT IS TO BULLY HIM AND SHUT HIM DOWN we cant be
AFSJFS:L NO BULLYING. don't bully best boy
wtf rein i dont want to hear this from someone also w a bullying kink
LMFAO FINE ILL BE NICE TO HIM ON YOUR BEHALFS
ONLY FOR CERTAIN CHARACTERS GOSH.
i don't like to bully everyone

OK

i don't need despair right now
FINE FINE only cute boys now...
I did get this one call from Zen where he was breathing heavily into the phone for like 50% of the conversation. It did make me squint a little until he said he was exercising.
I BET HE DID IT ON PURPOSE
I MISSED THE CALL SO I ACTUALLY SPENT SOME HOUR GLASSES ON IT. at the time I wasn't sure if I regretted the decision or not after hearing it.
i wont tell jaehee i want her to like me...
Jaehee is so good.... wheezes.
ALSO dont lie to me i know ur thristy. im sure u know how u feel.
Jaehee likes it if you fangirl with her she's real thirsty lmao
well yeah, i always do pick the thirstiest options when talking to Zen
JAEHEE. SHES THE REAL THIRSTY ONE UNBELIEVABLE.
I keep on wondering when to go OT3 with Zen and Jaehee
Jumin though, that boy needs JESUS
DOES JUMIN NEED JESUS I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM YET... im glad we agree on zen tho HAHAH
can we ot3. is it real. IS OT3 REAL
Jumin's just a shitposter tbh
Get into MM for boys, want to woo Jaehee and then made the mistake of falling for Zen
if its cute cats its at least not shit posting
Jumin and Zen get preeeeetty gay too
My fav is thirsting with Jaehee while being unbearably cheesy with Zen
I have a horrible bias for Jumin and Seven oops
i want to talk to seven,,, hes cute
also i already missed a few chats and im super sad about it but i dotn want to use my hour glass
I haven't seen them being gay because lol life
its ok i havent either but i did just start last night GIVE IT TO ME
just don't do what I did and miss so many you get the bad end lmao
do any of the bad ends involve dying id like to know what im rly getting myself into here LMFAO
I went crazy and bought hourglasses just so I didn't miss any guests for the party lmao
the hour glasses do seem pretty cheap! i was surprised about that but i mean after looking at sif prices for so long its expected. what if i want to whoo jumin.
yeah, prices for hourglasses aren't that bad.
but i'm also very stingy so... /sacrifices sleep...
Jumin's route is a bit.,, he's supper possessive just to warn you
yeah i woke up like WHAT DO U MEAN U GET CHATS AT 4 AM IN THE MORNING
THAT SO... ill prepare... myself.
LMFAO I had a notification that there was a new chatroom available during work. I would have ignored it but Zen was involved so I did something really irresponsible.
it was super vague so idk if anyone died or not

REIN... do it for him i guess
ah yes ok I JUST REMEMBER HATO BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING im like this isnt what i signed up for whats happening
OF COURSE... I didn't want to spend more hourglasses....
Gosh Hatoful Boyfriend...
who attends our party all depend on you
invites no one i mean jk ILL DO MY BEST [uzuki voice]
Don't waste hourglasses on day 1 stuff!
Because skipping 95% of day 1 won't impact you in any way.
ooooh ok thank you dynast i just finished up day 1!
707 is rly cute tho i can see why he is best boy
Casual route is really brutal with gaps between chatrooms though....check often.
Deep story is easier to predict
tried to get everything even if ill def sleep through some weeps
Some people set alarms, lol
ill try but i know me... i wont wake up until its too late
You don't need to 100% to get good end!
So don't worry about getting all.
GOOD END IM COMING FOR YOU
i considered zen but hes too embarrassing for me after all... looks away... into the distance
yoosung is great but you'll spend day 10 going "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S 5 HOURS BETWEEN CHATS"
The 5 hour gap on day 10 is excruciating. :')
after the 5 hours, you'll go
Yoosung was my first route, he cute hehehe
I feel u re: zen's narcissism but he really cares for u during other routes... so I'm like, torn
Yeah, Zen is not someone I want to smooch
But he's your best friend.
He'll always be your best friend.
He'll fight people for you!!
it's all fun and games until he starts talking about a future with you
Then you're like what??? No....
Also the dirtiest mind belongs to him o/
Zen is the cutest do his route so he and Jumin can date
Reminds me of that fanart where MC is like
"Let me introduce my boyfriend... and my boyfriend's boyfriend."
zen can be my best friend then and date jimin its decided.
You'll treasure Zen a lot during Jumin and Seven route
I feel dirty doing the other routes
All those cheesy lines, but deep down he's a giant dork
He really is the best bFF
Every time I have to not flirt with Zen I'm like...IM SORRY DARLING
well I'm kidding but still
.....the truth is Zen's real bf is Jumin
ugh what if i want to date jumin does that make me a bad bff. betrayal
Jumin and Zen are best not in their own routes.
I mean Zen is a cutiepie in his own route but his characterization is more well-rounded elsewhere
Considering V.....Jumin takes leadership so often that RFA would fall apart without him.
Jumin route is about that happening and it's all jfc it's fine, you can go romance your cat.
But Jumin is excellent when shit goes down in Seven route.
so the true msg in all this is i should go romance seven
well he is true route
does that mean i should do him last just bc
..........first off, if you do Yoosung route, you'll like him a lot.
Second, if you do Jumin route, you'll cry with him.
...plus you'll have to take all the stick in the mud answers in common route....
Personally, I went Zen > Seven > Seven > Yoosung > Jumin > ....Seven...
don't look at me
I went Zen > Jumin > Jaehee > Seven
LSDBLS ITS OK i already knew u were in deep
do Jaehee dynyast, hers is still my fave route-wise
YES I WANT TO WOO JAEHEE REAL BAD ill do it after yoosung
I've heard that the recommended order is Zen, Yoosung, Jaehee, Jumin, 707
I'm not willing to go through casual route again, tbh.
The hours are too weird, and I can't structure my schedule around them.
Buuut to my understanding, unless you want to come out really hating Jumin, it might be better to do Zen > Jaehee > Yoosung >Jumin >707
Because despite never having done Jaehee route, I know people come out hating Jumin in it. And Jumin in Jumin's route is....
Admittedly, Yoosung is more plotty so if you think you need a breather, you'll need to restructure.
But yeah, if you're going Yoosung > Jaehee >Zen, you'll probably come out with a better impression of Jumin.
ok! its decided. i want to like everyone....
And then you can shell out money for secret ends....
I liked Jumin in the first place so Jumin > Jaehee worked because it helps you understand where he's coming from in Jaehee route
but yeah it might help to do Zen after Jaehee
ok zen ill romance u but only for storys sake
I would do jumin's route before Jaehee's too, lol. Jumin is really gr8 in 7's route tho. Yoosung is a good first route but I only say this bc 7 is hilarious in it.
I feel like... no matter what happens, everyone comes out liking Seven the most... The pain is worth it
Seven is precious but yeah imma
Do Jaehee now that I've done Jumin's
points at eyes points at yanas seven account. i can tell
Half the fun is making a Seven account and trolling around with it
No matter who your favourite is
^ this
I came out with [spoiler]

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
he has to use what god gave him
IM NOT DISTRIBUTING YOUR SELFIE ZEN