(or Kaitan or any of my other dudes whatever)

That his world must be a very, very strange place.

wellllll he wouldn't strictly be wrong!

He has some nerving up to do! ... But good fella

NOT WRONG EITHER.... oh Seig but if only you remembered old Evan

he'll get there, it just takes.... like way too long

I wish she did haha

But for the sake of the game.... And all the men she flirted with.... We cannot have it

Only good things to say of course. Evan's a smart one.

oh the travails of playing a young character, poor rizu

awww, haise!

Evan would be pleased by his good regard

Tis hard, tis hard

Evan: Good friend, but not a fighter.

Kaitan... it depends. Laedo would snort and roll his eyes and tell someone "=w= good luck"

Jo would immediately jump into a drunken gossip about some stupid thing like that one horrible fighting match with gator sue.

omfg

kaitan is....weirdly gratified by both of those things

=u= that's right, people think she's a badass

Nah but the story includes the accidental boob-punch and a bleeding nose so...

which inevitably has to be Kaitan's because Gator Sue is a motherfucker

that one match wow

Now she can relive the misery of being thoroughly pounded by a topless two-hundred pound woman covered in tats and wearing a crocodile dundee hat

she's a legend, it's true

not sure if that was blood or bbq sauce on her tits there

Probably both OAO

for the love of god don't lick it to find out

that's a promise no one wants to have to keep

that he's a good man

and then just forever looking like

MEL

weeps

oh my heart, I've been slain

the saddest of puppy eyes XD

Mel would be too good at those

those big golden eyes, that earnest face....

how dare

pfff with romantic candles in the background and everything

that looks like he got stood up

Dammit Evan, he had dinner ready and everything!!!

now would it be better or worse if he just got distracted by an interesting book?

lmao well then Mel would have to distract him from that

ahhh but what if it went the opposite direction then

he comes to fetch Evan and Evan sucks him into the wonderful world of ~books~

well he supposes that's ok too

though he probably falls asleep xD

and thus Evan is the reason they go to bed without supper

also, cute?!

I think Evan would just be tickled and gratified that Mel would come hang out with him even if it means doing something so boring it puts him to sleep

touched, even

naw, it's not boring, Evan, he just gets super relaxed and then he's out

=u= he's sweet to say so

Anyways, it's for the best! Mel spends far too much time worrying, not enough time relaxing

if all it takes is some prose and company, Evan will see to it that he naps well. u_____u

Man might have to commission art of Mel sleeping curled against Evan who's reading

=u= you know I will never say no to that

that would be the cutest