[Work} And now I'm locked in at my office because the cops are in the basement where I work looking for someone
By which I mean I work int he basement an have locked the door to my office until I know it's safe
............
you need a better job.
repositorian: Yes, and as I had just discussed with a coworker, we need a bat or something in here
YES, YOU DO. personally I favor ranged attacks, but hey, melee is better than nothing.
I also want a taser that shoots, but yes melee is better than nothing
Tasers are good.