Evan is on the smallish side for sure

He hits 5'6", so not short-short, but enough that he's self-conscious about it

He's lucky he's not shorter honestly, his mom barely breaks five feet tall

Smol son with no need to joke or play precious!

aww and then he comes to this place full of some really tall people

just to make it worse

He's tall in spirit, and that's where it counts.

;___; all these tall folks

it's alright he'll just.....

be the armrest forever

But he's a good teaspoon!

forever topping off the spoon pile