I am chuffed with myself because I helped 6 people with their CVs/resumes this year and they all have jobs now and/or are in final interview 
I didn't even suggest that many dicks on their cover letters
that's awesome
gonna pay you to help me next year LOL maybe you can be my juju 
i could use all the help i can get too lmao
You need to actually look for jobs and go to interviews though
well yeah >>
So maybe tick that checkbox off first, I think
Most of these people got jobs because they hunted for positions relentlessly and tried even when they thought they weren't qualified
or they hunted relentlessly and got jack shit ><
You're right, you should just stop hunting and be unemployed then, that's much easier and doesn't require the possibility of failure.
well you'd think being relentless would actually get you some interviews instead of no calls at all or a lot of we're not interesteds..... headdesks
That's great!