careful. got us some badasses.

pupperses

OMG

I think they all need to be locked up at Perky's house

So cute <3

So ferocious!

wasn't gonna trespass

but now I'm gonna

Golden retrievers are so vicious

Y'all will get bodaciously licked to death.

Goldens can be VERY damaging to those with external genitalia. Based on the curled up sobbing and retching I witness regularly...

Fogwoman: I've heard the corgi bouncing greet is exactly at the right height for maximized potential pain.