he does not lose his eye again... this time

mostly because I'm heading off on hiatus in like a week and I'd rather play the fallout of his eye loss than leave it handwaved during hiatus

also EYYYYYY he finally has an excuse to remember to ask for fireproof underwear!!

because! he is now! bare-assed! in a mine!

embarrassing!

Kat this just got so much better

8D this whole thread has been a sequence of 'it got better'

y'all we're good at escalation

and the sad thing is I'm like how else can we escalate... because there are likely Ways

SINKHOLES

explosive gas

want to make it so Evan can't give them light? they have to grope around in the dark?

(also should I go submit this to the bounty board now??)

yes please do! I think you can hit up uh... whatever Chris left and go LOOK 15 COMMENTS we're all at 5 now

.. HAHAHYES

or he's like I give you light but then you have naked slime guy to stare at

and then the gas

so then it's dark...

maybe right after they find the holodisc so they have 1% of uplifting moment before darkness

they are all going to look back on this little quest and groan

utter shitshow

teeny little fragment that leads to another mission

TuT Y'all had better undertake that one for me in November if it happens in November

oh my god

evan please

boops the bottom

HE HAS MADE SOME BAD CHOICES ok

TnT

and now he has no pants

and has traumatized a child

Evan, ur gross

Gross and ichor-slimed D:

LOOK

HE KNOWS

his kingdom for a shower

she's just

why is she in a cave with two spirits, that's what she wants TO KNOW (since clearly that's what's happening)

she doesn't even care that he's naked

just what the flying duck he was ON FIRE

Well, hey

imagine you're a fire elemental (or as good as)

and a giant worm tackles you

what's going to be your panic response, jeez

probably the part where mentioning ahead of time I am a fire elemental so that if an attack happens I don't accidentally have to hold back because a burnable person is NEAR ME

WELL.......... okay =n=

okay maybe she's right about that

his family's just awkward to explain, okay

asldfjk now we know precisely the point chihiro is going to !! over at evan... and family can be awkward even when they're totally human normal probably

XD please chide him thoroughly, Chihiro

he well deserves it

he's still even after all this time sort of quietly avoiding telling people he's not human

laughs she can at least firmly toss her hands up and go she does not care and she doubts anyone else does either and if they do tell her she'll go talk to them

??? how that helps is a mystery

chides him chides urahara they're still down a mine and one of them is naked, this is worth laughing about once it's all over

and yes we will continue to follow along through november... thumbs up

I cackle at the idea of them both being appropriately contrite at the total righteous indignation of a ten-year-old

I mean yeah look at that face

Also god Evan Urahara is gonna have to let you borrow his haori pls don't light it on fire

AND IT COULD ESCALATE. It could escalate so bad Urahara has to bankai. No one wants that

Talk about traumatizing people

ohooo hey see but if he has to do that it'll overshadow Evan's embarrassing brush with traumatizing their smol friend!

Giant puppet ladies will definitely do that

I mean

But they would all have to be literally on the verge of death because he's terrible

OH YEAH that'd be an effective pants-shitter of a moment, wow

I'm pretty sure that is verbatim what the guy he used it on said

Which is hilarious

He doesn't do this often. It tends to leave a pretty negative impression when the highest manifestation of your WEAPON THAT IS PART OF YOUR SOUL looks like that

Anime man

But I mean Evan self immolates so really chihiro has some great bodyguards up in here

And she's scolding both of them

LMAO UH IF IT ESCALATES THAT MUCH I'D NEED A SURVIVAL PLAN HAHAHA

she's pretty though... pretty giant puppet lady

not the scariest thing to Chihiro until she like, tries to eat her ig

FFFF nah she just... Restructures things. Perfect for cave ins where large explosions will just make you die

... i want it to happen

Or ripping people open I guess if that's your thing

not really, Chihiro says while looking faintly green

HAHAHA PUSH EVERYONE TO THE BRINK OF DEATH JUST FOR BANKAI. Look I'd be all for it

Kat... what's your vote

I want him to use it at least once and he's such a little twit about it

I play the squishiest one who will require healing if it's getting that bad

He does know healing magic and if anything really devastating were to happen he could... Restructure her wounds but it's not a perms solution. It would just hold until they got out

But I mean slow noxious gas death will only hurt a little while

Yeah, there's like... squints she would think Haise or... idk how much of Olivia's healing she knows about

wow

though true

where was their canary

she'd be the first to go down, it's true

Like theoretically he could just reconfigure the mineshaft so it could let in some air and they could escape up and out

If that helps

MOST FLASHY ESCAPE PLAN EVER

is this how dungeon escape ropes work too

o m f g

this is a disaster what even happened

I am ALL FOR IT

give them a brief respite as they make some progress towards the fragment, and then hammer them with something awful when they reach it?

bonus points for if they inadvertently cause said disaster

ie Evan's bad life choice re: letting the worm past them

exactly all of this, let's go for gold friends

xldkfls beautiful

and a special bond was formed

also Evan has a reason to stay in bed for a whole month

too much fun guys

hahaha oh god

He's just like IM DONE. IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT GUYS

I ALMOST GOT EATEN BY A WORM. I WAS NAKED. AND THEN I ALMOST SUFFOCATED ON NOXIOUS GASES

spends his next month writing angry letters to Alastair leadership

AND HAD TO BE RESCUED BY URAHARA'S GIANT FUCKED UP PUPPET LADY

NO MORE

forget losing an eye, forget killing a God, forget leaving behind his sweet alien child

it's the giant scary puppet woman that does it

I think suffocating on gas can cause hallucinogenic effects, too, depending on the gas, yes?

kdfjksl urahara wonders how much of this he can

pin on hallucinations

so it could be giant puppet woman bad trip, at that

did you seriously summon a giant puppet woman to rip a hole through the top of the mine or was that part of the trip

hahahahaaa

yeah he'd be like, you know what, I don't even want to know

never tell me how we got out of the mind

chihiro meanwhile is just like

urahara

STOP DENYING YOU'RE A SPIRIT

everyone else: is that seriously what you got out of this, child

(yes)

LISTEN at this point even Evan has to admit that doesn't seem strictly unlikely

kjfdkls

everyone around him is just like urahara we know you're not human. come on

though sorry evan she's got the same thing on you just like

that normalises everything

for reasons

also makes all urahara's weird TO THE DEATH things suddenly normal

soul reapers don't do anything halfway

see if she knew that she'd just be like sir

i get it sort of

but no wonder you have trouble with this whole alive thing

you know, giggles aside, Evan would be so fascinated by her concept of spirits

as like a catch-all descriptor of some very different specimens

yeah, hers is fairly broad until she gets into specific kinds, and she's not hyper knowledgeable on those

... Evan do you like study projects

DOES HE

i would vote let them study about spirits from Japan and uh... i guess hey could ask... that dude.... Urahara

he does seem like he would have some insights, HUH URAHARA

squints at that git

/sips tea