the ship one I looked at when I was done and wanted to shuffle around so many things, but this one is mostly okay

(although how? did incest not end up at the bottom of the list? I don't even remember it asking about age diferences)

but MAN THEY LEFT SO MUCH OUT OF THIS

where is my size difference, where is messy sex, where is reproductive sex

jesus if you're gonna include a/b/o and sex pollen on your list any and all of those three should be on there somewhere

SIZE DIFFERENCE YAAAASSSSSSSS

RIGHT?! come on meme

bring on the Impractically Big Dicks

Or lovely tiny peeps ;3;

I don't know why I enjoy writing first-time smut so much but it's a joy?

That thread with Ryan and Evan was really nice

GOD that was fun. <3

And I admit I think that's why I enjoyed writing Fara so much back before we got a handle on the characters and changed them more.

First time is fantastic because it's usually so earnest and can go either the direction of a total cute hilarious disaster, or a really spectacular experience

ahh, really?! man we can capitalize on that!!

FIRST TIME SEX IS SO GOOD

whether it's like awkward virgins fumbling blindly together or

one partner is more experienced than the other and has to guide him/her along

I admit I like the more experienced bangeranger introducing the newbie into the fold(s)

I have a total soft spot for that too, Dray

or even just two specific characters' first time together, even if they've both had sex before

SJKHKSJDHSD DRAY

Yes, that too >

LISTEN I DON'T TALK ABOUT KINKS A LOT

\o/ well now is the freaking TIME

I do love characters making good use of the campsite rule, honestly

I still remember you mentioned something about kink bucket lists and was just like to most of them, whaleen

like, it's one of the reasons I'd totally bring old Evan back out sometime

oooooh a kink bucket list, now there's an idea.

I still can only recall one time I ever actually got to play characters intentionally trying for a baby >:| Like, I get that it's not a common kink but dang it someone humor my silly domestic-related kink

that sounds cute

i've never played that either but with the right characters it would be so cute

I am a huge sucker for cute >:||||

and it's a fantastic combination of cute and that whole passionate/emotional sex thing

in another world achilles and olivia trying for a baby would be cute

O... OH GOD why

that would be Too Cute

why, on the eve of the sinking of Futuro's flagship, would you bring up such cuteness

oops

my heart

gasps

maybe in another AU

their offspring would be obscenely gorgeous tho

What would their hair colour be??

SHDSDJH ah idk

rose gold

PRETTY!

their genes combine in unfair ways

well, mythological hero and video game character

you know their genetics are primed to capitalize on Rule Of Cool

big puffy rose gold hair

Probably lots of juvenile cross-dressing adventures like old dad

aight goddamn it my little OC-creator heart would love to see this

but also dray plurkhopping here for reasons but NO EMBARRASSMENT

the really raunchy-ass shit was stuff we were both gleefully into

although tbf I do still sort of facepalm at Cyprium and Lumi

Oh man I had completely forgotten about those. XD Sorry

I think that was my fault

I was thinking of Fara and the caetrans.....

probably also my fault.........

ARE U KIDDING ME

Fara and the caetrans was on me, I guarantee it

but I mean either way, raunchy or not that was good shit

good shit that I'd never show anyone but........

I've long since lost any logs

Enjoy them, sands of time!

I've still got em because I'm 100% a log hoarder

oh good god XD

>:] do you want to suffer some minor embarrassment at old, old writing?

because I could send them to you

Maybe.....

But I need to get nanoing....

hey, it's obliquely related!

and if I recall correctly we were planning a follow-up of Kaitan and the caetrans??

spits water

I... you tell me

Like

sex arena style

oh my GOD

we wrote a good chunk of that didn't we???

ONLY THE INTRO sigh

I have failed you, friend

for shame

Well we should rectify that some time >

ugh PLURK WHY

WELL U KNOW WHERE I LIVE WOMAN

I've been patiently down for that one for years

briiiiiing it

XD You said nothing to me dude

u________u I wait for my moment

and that moment is now

strike while the iron is hot~

git down while the really kinky shit is on mind

man like... so many of the kinks I like aren't on here

yes where is my size diff

we need a new one of these!!

maybe it's worth just straight making a kink list, but dang it

I like surveys

what would you add if you could?

i would add bondage

to me that's different from bdsm...it's only a part of it

shibari~

frankly it might be worthwhile to break down bdsm into its constituent words there