Oh, why do they tempt me with sweet-smelling curry puffs I can't eat?? If they're not for me, just take them away!! 
moby
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Less than a metre away from me. Maybe if I took one, nobody will notice. 
FoxTwo
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... and one more... and one more.. etc etc
moby
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Noooo .... I feel like taking the whole damned bag away and blaming it on the cleaner. "
just take one!! muahahha
moby
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noooooo!!! Must. Resist!!
its 5pm. what a perfect time for a sweet smelling curry pok.
moby
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Oh good. They've taken it away. Phew! I was *this close* to committing curry puff thievery!