When I have kids, I'm gonna put all their toys in one of those arcade grabby machines and they have to earn allowance to get shit out for the week, and every Sunday night, toys go back in. This is to achieve
3 main parenting goals. Firstly, Im gonna foster great grabby claw machine skills because srsly.
Secondly, they'll do chores and stuff for more allowance and feed their hoarding habits.
Finally, they reach level 999 when they start gaming the system, find ways to hide things on collection night and other outside of box activities.
this is gr8 and all but there's one downside
you have to have kids
MaryTeodosio
says
Good idea liq
solid plan
mechadollie: rofl
i'm not wrong ok
you need a baby mama first
kinda wish my parents did that...cause i suck at those claw games
and Alice has a point you know 
Alice is right on with that
i can hire a babysitter
for a baby mama?
That is so awesome 
i need to do this, ok?