I hear crying

Her friend probably stole her designer bag or something again

Pound on the wall. Make with the sexy noises, not the crying noises

Or maybe her boyfriend ruined her night that she'll never get back because some minute oversight

I wish had neighbor sagas to listen to.

That already happened though! Can't be having repeats. Must keep the audience happy now.

I hear doorslams

Ooo, they upped the budget. Sound effects.

prepare for makeup sex

^

Pipe porn through some speakers propped up against the walls.

Sell tixs for the sound/drama show!

you love it !