when u finally on a tag roll and remember you have to leave a half hour early for a work meeting 
angrily puts on pants
There's always a catch
always a catch
it's usually pants
Gross
Annnnnd no one texted me that AM couldn't make it so I don't have to be here til 5 anyway
thanks
KICKS FEET UP I GUESS
or goes and gets coffee
goes to the bank...
does something with my life