I never knew I needed this in my life

someone plx find a pack of werewolves for him to fight and then smooch on someone while floating in the sky

come into my fold friend

OMFG

1000% evan would lose that fight

unless boyce is volunteering for the smooching???

Nah brah it would be like when dogs let puppies win against the tail

/punched in the pec, leans over like a tree going timber

tosses in.. another were

But from WHERE~

hahaha oh christ Evan trying out his new hand-to-hand

ends up going 8U when Boyce goes down

oooooh Shad another were u say

are they as generous as Boyce here

=3= If smooching is wanted, smooching could be obtained.

tbh no hed just want to seduce Evan because he likes sex so ???

IM NOT SURE THAT'S GENEROUS

evan herds them both into the sea

8U go, shoo, fade into seafoam and go harass the unicorns

lol evan being the target of seduction, though, always fun

a stranger wanting to bone him would ??? him hard

=3= Nope, you've summoned the holy rites of the bangarang

Let there be dong

y, though at least its just fun all around right

d o n g t i m e

I am tickled by the thought

evan just ????ing his way through a hookup

Fun and victory

it will be fun they promise

lmao okay so we just need three more dude-werewolves and some poor unwitting lady.

or rather witting. She looks fairly witting in the cover

hah! Conscript a Serene

or a Celena

That's about as witting as a lady's going to get XD

all wit, all the time

i mean i have more weres but they're not all sane so

yes but can they be herded into the ocean

Evan can at least do a reasonable Red Bull impersonation

(Boyce looks to the other were and tries to decide whether he should humour that terrible impression)

i mean yes rillin would go into the ocean

if you paid licyn

... so

it could happen

Does this involve tossing hair in slow mo to let the water bead off for like, visual aesthetics, or does this involve getting sand chafage in awkward places?

why not both

man I only have elves and a vampire for non-humans

lol we can toss a vampire in there for flavour

LISTEN it still only takes a bite to fix it