I didn't realize it was so early..! I'm feeling unnecessarily shiply today

sigma's top 3 non-ramir ladies in futuro

what sigma likes best about ramir

what physical attribute does sigma find most attractive in women

favorite sex position too, why not

uhhh ideal date, regardless of whether he's gone on it or not

val????

what????

what personality traits does sigma like in a partner

how does sigma show his affection!!

ok i gotta go back to tags so you're free of me for now

ah

no you have like 60??

also i'm not funny enough or emotional enough to play either lance or olivia

anyway nemo answer the questions!!!

I'm thinking!! I know like no one that's in futuro anymore, pulls up taken list and plays hot or not

riza's on there

VAL AND HER QUESTIONs ALSKJDF

look, go big or go home

val shows no mercy

kath broke me as a person

you can all blame her for thi

this*

damn it kath

damn, these questions

anyway going down the taken list, riza, nami, black widow... for people he knows, riza, aqua, oliv...ia.....

i was gonna say, olivia better be on that list

THE ELLIPSES ARE BECAUSE SHE'S.... STILL TAKEN TO HIS KNOWLEDGE.........

anyway more questions, what sigma likes best about ramir, he can!! pick her up and hug her and touch her all the time!! some girls get tired of that!!

she's pretty much always up for sex!! SHE THINKS HE'S FUNNY

does he have to pick one...

nah go wild

that's cute tho

he's a simple man...

just lurks

gross!!!

in that case more recently he also!! appreciates her ability to admit her fuckups and admit she needs help because he's... a helpful person at heart, and he really feels like wow she has done a good 90% of the

helping in this relationship, they'd just never broached much negative emotion before this last log.

grosser!!

goes on all day.

ehehehe good

what physical attribute does he like in women, he's... unabashedly a boobs guy... legs are a close second though.

in men though, no homo lena????

dudes are just dudes..!!

he probably appreciates/secretly envies guys that can pull off facial hair though, bc he definitely can't...

when is he gonna rush frat sigma kappa bi

whenever jason decides to cuddle with him

I mean

I bet you say that to all the girls

drags jason 2 a kegger

god is that even how u spell it

so jason is his type huh

im dying, asher and sigma are truly au versions of each other

no ramir just keeps bringing him over!!!!!!

when is 3some gonna happen

great now I can't segue this conversation away with the next question, the next one is sex positions

IDEAL DATE, something like an amusement park or smth. single-topic dates like movies or food are nice but why do that when you could be doing something all day!!

that also includes watching things and eating!!

you better not be skipping sex position

look

we went over this last time, I'm not educated enough to make an executive decision and bringing up a chart only raised further questions, but okay up against the wall is a gr8 time.

there's two of you in this ship?? just consult with zee

but fine, i'll take up against the wall

YEAH WHAT'S RAMIR LIKE

LURKING ZEE

I'M PHONING A FRIEND

val is a menace

you knew that a long time ago

so sigma has admired achilles' beard is what you're saying

let me tell you he is Distinctly Intimidated by achilles' rugged manliness, beard included

good

should he let it brush against sigma's shoulder

as he's correcting his stance

shivers unpleasantly......

this counts as shippy right

i feel like everything achilles does counts as shippy

oh no i missed the phone call i hope you answered right anyway

I'll never know, will I...

can confirm: up against a wall is good, ramir also wants to be on top like 95% of the time

nice

ah, bless you zee

takes a bow

you didn't answer the rest of my questions, nemo

or are you still thinking

oops

personality traits in a partner... aforementioned must think he's funny, but moreover their senses of humor have to line up? that's a lot more accurate. he's like 80% punchline, he doesn't have much substance

if you're not into humor...

or like existential fuckboy problems I guess but mostly humor

lmao

otherwise... like, needy isn't the word I'm looking for but like, requires lots of attention? because he also requires a lot of attention and if they can benefit from it instead of just put up with it

that's double good

like some kind of terrifying golden retriever perpetual energy machine

basically just gestures at ramir

all over

fuckin A frame relationships man

doing Things and Stuff! extrovert! fun at parties! encourages stupidity! vulgar sometimes! I'm just describing her what's the point of this exercise

laughs

sigmir is love, sigmir is life

i'm glad you're doing this plurk and not me

LMAO

why would you describe someone completely different and break my fragile little heart

no i'd answer exactly the same but you're doing all the work for me

kicks back and relaxes

ah, thanks...

just kidding; ramir needs a giant solemn bearded fellow in her life

who doesn't even like sex

and has never had a drink in his life

lmao good joke

she'd die in like five minutes

that's too many minutes, too generous

look he's like embarrassingly crazy for her even with the Upset they just had idk why I even did this meme

shippy sunday is literally just

someone draw them like that

oh my god perfect

YELLS WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE

would sigma double date with achilles even tho he doesn't have a cute gf anymore

he's got a cute bf

or would that just feel like ramir has three dates

lmao

probably

except olivia's like his bff and he might bash his head in if he learns too much !!!

just saying

if ramir learns about it you bet she's taking that gossip straight to sigma

achilles u in the danger zone

ah.........

when everyone likes ur ex more than they like u

look they can't help it, olivia is great

it's true.....he knows...

and achilles is

well

he's achilles

LMASKHSDJSD

look

what would you do

if your soulmate came back from the dead

???????

cry about panfandom jamjars

that is the toughest and also my favorite and sometimes most dreaded panfandom rp thing though no lie

it's messy

that's why you play from canons that no one else will ever play from with you like zero escape because APPARENTLY MORE PEOPLE WILL PLAY FROM THE FUCKING ILIAD BEFORE THEY GIVE ME A DIANA

I mean

I'm happy for you

lmao

yeah i was gonna say i would have thought kath was safe

but

what the fuck kath

dkdsfkjlfsds NEMO

I'M NOT BITTER

I'M ONLY IMPRESSED

i feel like your capslock implies otherwise

SDJSJDKHJDSSDH NEMO

as the kids say, ur so petty

no i'm jk.......it really is shocking that i have a cast

i'm still shocked

smh............

don't worry maybe someday you'll get your ship-sinking castmate too

except i feel like ramir would be more open to poly than olivia is

nah, it's impossible from my canonpoint I'm just bitter bitchin'

you would think ramir is

tragically traditional at heart

it's tru she's a gross romantic

secretly

ah how cute

spills all your secrets

woah, gross

I hope everyone just apps all of sigma's future problem children, then he can really commiserate with olivia

omfg

NOW I JUST WANT PHI AND LUCINA TO GAL PAL

jerk

huffs

I think I had one more question...

does sigma keep his socks on

fsdfg

no...

good man

lights on or off???

whatever they are when they start dude who wants to get up and turn them off

who plans things, that's ridiculous

right

oh, right, affection, again he's touchy! even with friends, shoulder nudging, hugging, hand holding for ladies, leaning his head on their head/shoulder... though that one's mostly reserved for The lady.

so're little kisses whenever wherever... he's also the guy that remembers minute little things subjects of his affection say or do or like and adds it back into the conversation...

actually remembers birthdays and anniversaries....... though whether or not he gets distracted from them is up in the air.

also falling asleep on his side next to whoever is the truest sign of affection...... or exhaustion.... except he probably snores on his side so it's not worth it either way...

okay I'm done... unless kath assaults me any further.

you're safe...for now

phew

I did it I won ship sunday

awards you the medal

wears it proudly

gomen..