This is so I can make myself feel better about my lack of interesting personality by gloating about all the new cool things I have.

Luckily, I was able to obtain my new awesome (and they are so very awesome) bento wings.. Unfortunately, I tried to help my friend obtain a pair (his personality sucks too) but

because your vendor seems to be down.

Please help, we are in desperate need of superficial self-confidence boosts!

Reader's Digest version: Your vendor for the bento wings is down. Also, your wings are awesome. Thanks!