Proto Man
- He's as anatomically correct as a Ken doll and has zero interest in the associated activities in general, so if you're looking for sex, you're out of luck

- So many daddy issues, so little willingness to try addressing them
- So many trust issues
- Kind of slowly dying
- Could probably address that last one, but that would require going home

- Are you a robot? He will try to manage you for your own good
- Are you not a robot? He might try to manage you for your own good anyway

- He is secretly a Disney Princess don't believe the coolkid exterior it is a lie

I dunno. That last one sounds like a good reason TO date him.

Ryou Bakura
- Comes as a package deal with a millennia-old homicidally vengeful tomb robber
- Not-so-secretly into some really creepy shit
- Also a D&D nerd
- Probably looks better in a dress than you do

- Dead little sister issues
- Voted 'Most Likely to Accidentally Trigger the Giant Boulder of Doom Trap'

(Shhhhh.)

Nakuru Akizuki
- As anatomically correct as a Skipper doll
- Will treat you like her own personal dress-up doll
- Will also sap any magical energy you may possess

- Will deliberately attempt to alienate your best friend/love interest so she can have your yummy magic all to herself
- No really she's pretty self-centered and awful

Shadow
- SO MANY DEAD LITTLE SISTER ISSUES
- ALSO HAS TROUBLE REMEMBERING WHAT SAID DEAD LITTLE SISTER ACTUALLY WANTED
- Cranky little edgelord
- Might be one of your teachers, so NO

- Will steal your coffee
- Prickly as all get out

And yet many of those things led me to shipping Shadow with some of my characters so I mean

Also I don't think Ishtar will be very put off by Ryou looking better in a dress than she does.

"Ishtar-sama thinks we should go clothes shopping together! "

(I HAD TO)

True!

Kita Yamamoto
- Technically way older than most of her peers
- Still has issues over her dead mentor figure/flirty friend
- lbr she has a ton of PTSD-related issues that she doesn't acknowledge

- Will stab you if you hurt her brother
- Tragic past that she won't bring up or explain why it gives her issues
- Kinda busy with protecting a corner of the multiverse

Katsuya Yamamoto
- Technically way older than most of his peers
- Also has PTSD and won't discuss it
- Will stab you lots if you hurt his sister

- Is a giant dorkface
- Will react violently to the concept of tea parties