pounces on my cousin via text like it's christmas morning

pls, person with car, rescue me

!!!!! so soon

so close

I just want to get overwatch downloading before I have to go to work...

I have simple needs

also man, my last job had an issue with not enough communication, but sometimes there's way too much here.

I filled a bin full of extra utensils that were cluttering up the dish space and put it up high and labeled it Nope to keep people out of it since that's a brand of communication 90% of us understand

and I woke up to frantic texts in our manager group chat being like what's this nope bin what is it for explain now

like dude it's a bin full of spatulas, we only need three down here and we own eight, let it be.

idk when I see weird shit at work if it's not immediately harmful or important looking I just go "alright"

hahaha omg

that's the bin where you store the bombs

exactly

this happens a lot, not just with stuff I do. just like, "explain this organizational procedure" when the store's organizational procedure literally changes with each close and you've been working here longer than I have, pls unclench

I appreciate the talking, but try talking about important things for once.

dangerous nope spatulas

but more importantly congrats on your computer!!!! upgrading is so nice

it is!! I can't wait!! kicks cousin from across the city!!!!!

ughhhh he can't until tomorrow

my life is hard

I mean I'm grateful he's getting it at all but whines and kicks feet!!!

it'll be soon enough