what a time to get brutally reminded of your own virus problems back home right before this
so the zombie jokes might be a little subdued but ASIDE FROM THAT NEW MISSION
JUMPS
and it's like home, how nice.
hello icki
time to whip up a new cr meme comment, new year new me...
home on the wrong side of the country
eh closer than it's been so far
very true
cali bros gotta stick 2gether
fistbumps
:'))))))
yeah just go ahead and dwell on how much home sucks
go riiiight ahead
this isn't fair!!!!!!!
before the entire town is disgusting and infected ramir will make them go on a date
a proper town date!!!
yeah!!! 
it'll be the dumbest thing
also grasps lena's hands
a date 
they really don't do any dating things... they need to.
isn't this what dates are for
^
as long as said people understand it will not dissuade the disgusting affection and kissing etc
^^^
a generic-ass cr meem
goes to hit these up now
cum 2 me
do you like how i don't even run things by you anymore and you just go with it
2 ic, this ic/ooc bleed is unacceptable
ah is it that obvious 
nemo it warms the cockles of my heart to see u put tg in your interests
alex it is the one of two things I still draw from time to time so it has to be one of my interests 
IM SO PLEASED ...
u should ... catch up to re at some point ...
I should...
amon was... relevant... for a while 
you keep trying to draw me back in with my tall boy
idk... is it working
we got a lot of very good info about amon even tho it's ... upsetting
I like upsetting so this is working...
I just need to sit down and pound it out one of these days
yes... i will sit with u as u read it
i want to share with u upsetting fanart but i don't want to spoil anything
keep it piled up for me...
<:
ok crawls through this meem for real this time
there at last a tag 4 icki
overcompensating for all the wordplay I've been missing this past month
omg you're still awake
i sent you such good AIM messages
??!! I don't have aim on this computer yet omg I forgot
checks phone
omfg
aim is such a traitor i should just know never to trust it
AH I JUST SAW THAT
thread
clutches face gently
oh good (B
I'm so glad.........
he can see how her weird spitalian accent compares to actual italian ig
sorry that you're learning the weird version sigma
man are they gonna make fun of him )8
i was gonna say they'd have to make fun of her too but nah, she can totally do the earth italian accent
just not... from 1993, the future one. i'm sure things have changed
I mean he's probably still not great at italian in general yet so they can make fun of him anyway
that's true
BUT HE'LL LEARN AND THAT'S THE POINT
im so sorry giorno and fugo are both fussy snotty perfectionists and will correct sigmir unceasingly 
hahaha
see, such good teachers all around
why this
and ramir will have to... learn old school italianisms
she had not anticipated this in her linguistic exploits this far
thus*
do they still swear by the porca madonna in space italy
don't worry some things are eternal
but it probably sounds quaint to her........
italians 
are you fuckin ready for all this italy in one place sigma
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
is
anyone ready for that
do giorno and fugo talk with their hands too
everyone: [GESTURES AGGRESSIVELY]
hahaha
LAUGHS
LAUGHS yes
they do
it seemed like a stupid question but i had to ask
fugo less so bc hes twitchy but, still yes
sigma: weaving through a seat of gestures trying not to get hit
sea*
good god i should go to bed
someone will probably get jabbed with fugo's pointy elbow at some point
hopefully sigma, he seems sturdy
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM
also go to bed zee
at least sigma's a gesticulating guy too....... so he won't be too out of place... 
yeah all the elbows for sigma, he can take it
this household sounds dangerous
he'll elbow back
this household sounds loud
don't elbow fugo hdu fugo is a fragile gentle child, says giorno, Lying
it's going to be very loud
but: good food?
also giorno is going to spoil the cat
good food he can get behind
also the cat is already spoiled you're going to turn it into a spoiled singularity.....
weeps
please let him...... spoil your cat......... sigma... Please
I mean he's not gonna say no what kind of monster do you think he is
be his guest
what a good cat father
sighs
pepper gonna get a fat head
fatter head
LISTEN
cats are pure
THE MAN TALKS SENSE, RAMIR
SIGHS
ramir your boyfriend is mafia approved
....?
what a way to bond
well if this mafia is cats and good food, the mafia is sigma approved, isn't that what you want, ramir
isn't that what you're hoping for
it sure is
you're welcome ramir
whatever it takes
I'm glad this is a thing now though 
what a good loud flailing nightmare house
me too 
i was hit with like a wave of shyness during december + then work BUT I'VE BEEN MEANING TO HIT YOU UP FOR A WHILE
i was hit with like a wave of shyness during december + then work BUT I'VE BEEN MEANING TO HIT YOU UP FOR A WHILE
and my friend who plays fugo was like HOLY SHIT IS THAT SIGMA FROM ZERO ESCAPE? I LOVE ZERO ESCAPE, she is also delighted
I'VE ALSO BEEN MEANING TO HIT YOU UP... .... also omg...
high fives softly
she's gone to sleep i think but relares come in here and be excited tomorrow
does your friendo have a--yes good
she does but she sleeps at normal hours unlike me smh
smh
idk what a normal hour is anymore so here I am
yeah i slept from 8 pm to 12 pm and now i'm awake so
cries softly.
ah..... grips your shoulder...
grips your hand
friend.....
HELLO... HERE I AM... AFTER FOOLISHLY SLEEPING AT NORMAL PEOPLE HOURS...
ANYWAY I AM VERY EXCITED FOR THIS HOUSING SITUATION
I THINK IT'S RIPE FOR MANY SHENANIGANS
MANY INDEED 
fugo is still in a state of being Tired, All The Time but I can tell you right now there are two things he is guaranteed to be opinionated on
one: things being messy (They Better Not Be)
two: food, especially pizza 
things will definitely be messy on sigmir's side.. ..
fugo will do a sharp pointy holler
as ............ long as it's kept out of the public areas..........
cries
fugo just 
shoves the cat in his face
I take it back
fugo's new response to what he's doing is just deadpan
"I'm a housewife"
so nice that their house is just going to be clean all the time
like magic
wow that's great
let's make more of a mess and see if that vanishes too
please dont give fugo another nervous breakdown
what really ends up happening is like, four times out of five fugo is picking shit up
the fifth time he just screams into a pillow and giorno is like i'll ...... take care of it please nap
i'll ...... take care of it please nap
hahaha
sorry fugo..........
look if he bitches at sigma enough he'll get his shit together he's not a completely Shit Roommate... he just needs reminding
i feel incapable of deciding if ramir has it in her to be cleanly. i'm always the fugo of my household so every inch of my being is screaming YES DO IT IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO BE CLEAN
i am a deeply biased party in this regard
giorno is mostly clean except for in the bathroom he takes up every available surface with beauty products
I'm also the fugo unless I'm in my own space....... glances back at apartment that is 100% my own space, sweats 
i wont tell ok
sigma will probably be okay in the common area but he definitely is the Dish Roommate............
i would kill both sigma and giorno
with my own two hands
as would I.
Clean Up Your Shit
and i would kill ramir like 5 times over for sure
giorno has never had to cohabitate with another human being in one bathroom in the last year except for when he was inside a turtle
which doesn't count
ah
this feels like spoilers in the weirdest sense
it was a very nice turtle
please let us live out our pent-up cathartic fantasies and destroy our characters for being filthy
it kind of is?
but also, isn't, idk
there's a turtle with a room inside of it, spoilers
his name is coco jumbo his stand is having a room inside himself
ah
cool stand
it's v convenient but unfortunately doesn't have a bathroom
man I'm glad I've been in zero escape hell long enough before I encountered jojos in full, and I just don't have it in me to question anything anymore.
that's for the best
I've gathered
the point is though: back home giorno lives in a palazzo where he doesn't have to give a shit about whether or not he throws his ten thousand grooming products about
so, train him
someone
please
if u bitch about sigma's dishes he will bitch about giorno's bathroom
keep each other in check
see there you go
the perfect equation
ramir won't bitch about anything, just shove things aside when she needs to get something
hopefully none of that is fragile
don't shove the cat
or the gun
otherwise, whatever
shoving both
the cat's probably used to being shoved by her
ramir
shoving the gun with the cat
cries
if u touch the gun
yes that sounds ... like an accurate thing
giorno will seirously consider fighting u 1v1
to happen
also this is just going to be a chain reaction of bitchitry...
yes it is
stares
bless
she didn't touch the gun see, pepper did
I would also like to suggest that there's some sort of Containment Device
fight pepper
a cup, a box, a bowl
for Giorno's Hairpins
oh god
something with a lid
gestures at cat
a black hole
with a lid
LAUGHS SADLY
the cat will knock it over at least once
dont touch his hairpins? or his gun
it starts as a bowl, which the cat knocks over
and then it's a box
anyway I say this because I want it to exist for fugo to wearily drop hairpins into
from the various places where they get left around the living space
why do you need so many of those dude
the cat daddy mug
perfectisnteasy.mp3
ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ★ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ
is
there realy a cat daddy ug
mug
sigma has it
don't volunteer his cat daddy mug??
SCREAMS
no don't put them in that sigma needs that
get giorno a princess mug and they can go in that
that was an Apology Gift. who let ramir have a significant other.
stares more.
yeah she's really bad at that
OH MY GOD
A BEAUTIFUL MUG
ramir be nice to your bf
another thing I realized is probably going to happen
co...ffee
Yes
oh my god
the coffee wars.
ah............
gotta teach sigma about
Italian Coffee
oh god teach me about Italian Coffee also, what's up
zee art
is
that a thing
HAHAHAHHA
listen
oh my GOD
italian ppl are crazy about coffee
oh dear
there are............. rules
you can drink it with milk or cream........ ONE TIME PER DAY
their crazy tiny coffees
IN THE MORNING
otherwise, DRINK IT BLACK, YOU SINNER
jesus
i could never
u must drink ur espresso
my mom just told me we're going to italy at some point i'll have to tell her nevermind
standing at the bar
and then leave
finish it, leave ya cup, and go
why the fuck are you asking for a double shot of espresso JUST DRINK MULTIPLE ESPRESSOS THROUGHOUT THE DAY
there are so many coffee rules
YES LMFASD
hold on there's a page on this
lmfao I remember standing coffee.. ..
I also want to like
I never got coffee when I was there but I watched in such fascination...
it felt ritualistic
this is called the ten commandments
which is exactly how serious coffee is in italy
sigma walks in with knockoff dunkin donuts, giorno just looks at it, sniffs it, and slaps it to the ground
"no."
pay for that?!
"no."
god he probably drinks anything... please shame him.
I feel like sigma is just going to start
My (Italian) Roommates Might Be Crazy
support group
lmaogseg
no he just. needs to be taught to love himself
(not really they are absolutely crazy)
i'm so deeply sorry for what sigma's life will become
never be sorry I'm the second biggest advocate on earth for making sigma's life hell
drag him
he's going to get super dragged by these teenagers
ah gunboat sigma
he has some regrets
also clenches fists at you kath............
if you ever need a breath of sanity come visit him and his husband and their daughter
"sanity"
ehehehehehe 
you've done sensei proud sigma
you've done sensei proud sigma
look, compared to your crazy house
ok fair
but also if it ever comes down to ZOMBIE FIGHT our guys need to fight side by side
show those zombies what you've learned son of klim
THEY DO
it will be nice to contrast it against the fight in nalawi when
sigma literally had a bucket of water
look
hile achilles was wrangling golems
he started at the bottom
and now he's here
except now he's gonna have fighting/killing things that are/were people hangups
that's a whole different hurdle, achilles
ah..............
no time to think about that when your life is in mortal danger man
there's always time to think about that especially in mortal danger
SCREAMS
I'M SO BLESSED that's the most ic art
I'm already 700% endeared to this household
I'M GLAD
jgoiesgs oh my god
BECAUSE SIGMA IS GONNA SUFFER
but i'm ready
fuck you nemo i was just doing a thing
we're going to fill this stupid sol with art
well I beat you!!
weeps so much art will be drawn
ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ★ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ
is
THAT WHY YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT HEIHGSLDKFS
yes
also, related, when you say giorno is on them do you mean placed delicately atop or sprawled over all
sprawled
absolutely
wonderful
oh no
did you guys friend each other yet can i put it in your plurk anne
we're friend
yes we did!
we have friending
oh good
friendship occur
god nemo i love this
your friggin expressions
i love that sigma is just resigned.
I assume that's like the third time that's happened and the time he Gives Up
giorno is like
good
good
nemo are you on aim yet
can i trust it
omg I still don't
gets out phone
I gotta get that fixed
I'm working on it
also SMH
double judgement
there ok
oh my god
HE JUST SLAPPED IT
A LOOK OF DETERMINATION
sigma:
giorno:
giorno:
ramir:
fugo, probably:
(it was the only one I had left.)
omg bless
oh my god, so many sneaky faces
tbh he'd be making the same face as giorno
dunkin donuts is a Forbidden Substance
don't knock it til you try it
knocks it.....onto the floor
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fine he'll just drink all your coffee
the ten commandments
are framed and glued to the fridge
let him live...........
there
HAHA HOLY SHIT
sigma desperately trying to hear and understand the movie which is of course in italian, as the other three won't shut up
LOOK AT THEIR SHITTALKING FACES
i'm in love with this
god what did sigma do to deserve this
four people weren't meant to fit on a loveseat
bellows
but they made it happen
at what cost
cost to sigma
primarily
he will start throwing popcorn at them if they don't shut up
that will just make them louder i think
alternately ramir will catch all of it in her mouth
yes
a personal challenge
oh my god
I LOVE RAMIR JUST
she doesn't care
ramir is so happy
she'll use giorno as an armrest
thanks, giogio
you're welcome ramir
for sprawling your whole damn self over the three of us
fugo cares but knows he can't do anything about it
yeah also bro get your ass off him
no
there are certain fates you just gotta accept when working with and for giorno giovanna
and that is he will do things like
- take possession of your hand. goodbye hand. it's gone now
- will sit on your desk and turn all of your pens into flowers (invest in a pen drawer)
- if there is a seat available next to you, he will either take it or ignore it and just sprawl on you instead
- will sit on your desk and turn all of your pens into flowers (invest in a pen drawer)
- if there is a seat available next to you, he will either take it or ignore it and just sprawl on you instead
he is a cat
look if he can't shove the cat he can definitely shove giorno
no
>:E
bro
puts legs on sigma MORE
Good Luck, Sigma
after all the shit canon's put him through it's two italian children that are gonna finally give him a real mental breakdown
ramir is so proud of her ancestors
fistbumps her
deep sigh