They must have? There is literally one place I could have put them. Right next to the other pair of shoes I keep here, which are way less important to me/attractive/expensive. Of course those are still here.

DDDDD:

who the hell steals shoes!!!!

and fuck the shoe thief for apparently having good taste :///

WHAT

...aaaaand they were in my closet

OMG GHOST THIEF

STEALS SHOES FROM ONE PLACE, RETURNS THEM BY WALKING THROUGH WALLS

...I'm definitely going with that explanation and not "I forgot I took them home & spent the day whining about it!"