In other courtroom news I asked the judge if he was finally going to remove the Trump bobblehead from his desk because he is sick of the current political climate and just hates everything now, to which he said "no, but I'm going to add an Obama." ok.

universe, maybe take the day off today? shitting on us today is just plain mean

replace the baby with the bobblehead, solve both problems at once

omg the baby is in our courtroom; it's the client's baby on this settlement conference that is back from a while ago when they wasted 4 hours not fucking settling. i am so mad. they've taken 8 total hours now omg just settle or accept that you are going to trial already