I can live out my dreams of being a Pro Genji without disappointing a team......

relishes this impromptu day off

I think my favorite thing about revengeance is that it is like

so hilariously self-aware

it knows exactly what it is about and goes full throttle

IT REALLY IS

raiden is 3edgy5 me

I love his design IT IS SO STUPID

mgr plays like....nothing like any other mg game so fair warning

WHO DECIDED TO GIVE HIM HIGH HEELS AND BEAUTIFUL NAILS

no I'm well aware. I never got into mgs because I'm Straight Garbage at stealth

but really my favorite thing about him is that literally all of him is a robot

but someone looked at his hair and was like

no....

but who cares about stealth when you can slice things into 400 pieces

we gotta... save... his beautiful bishounen locks...

sadghj

god

he's so unnecessarily pretty

unpractically pretty

raiden in metal gear solid 2 is a fucking riot

mgs2 raiden is also good just---yes

because he doesn't have a dodge roll

he CARTWHEELS

that where the naked cartwheeling comes from

yes

god bless kojima

raiden has a tuff time in mgs2

yes

jesus

he gets pipped on

looks rough

I'm just sad that vamp had to die in mgs4

also I'm like weirdly endeared to jetstream sam he's just here to have fun

raiden's nemesis, who is called vamp not because he constantly is LARPing as a vampire but because he's bisexual

wh

he's very real

god I've forgotten so much stupid shit about mgs since I stopped rping from it

see I've always been interested in the story and characters of mgs but then it's always proven itself too bizarre to pick up in the middle and too long to start from the beginning.

all these brain cells I freed up

also terrible at stealth.

metal gear is just

IT'S SO WEIRD AND SO TERRIBLE

the less seriously it takes itself the better it is

I MEAN jjba is starting to make sense, but shows are easier to get through than games you suck at.

speaking of this is like the polar opposite of jjba

I am so sorry for everything about jjba that suddenly makes sense in context

jjba is played so 100% straight it's good. mgs is just self aware enough to be good.

but terrible.

also no you're not sorry.

anyway I just beat the Meme Machine so I'm gonna try and get to this next boss

you're right I'm not, I love it when people experience jojo's shitposting adventures

congrats on beating memes

nooo sam you were cool

also sunny is adorable

I know her from the other games at least

I love sunny so much...

"THE MEMES"

I also love that in mgs4, snake and otacon literally raised a small child in an airplane in the sky together

SUNNY'S MGR DESIGN IS SO CUTE. . . .

cries about sunny

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HOLY SHIT

this boss fight is going to be cathartic

ARE YOU READY TO PUNCH OUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

my body is ready

Wrong game, that's Metal Wolf Chaos.

He's a senator.

but I mean

feels pretty relevant.

YEAH WOLF

oh right

president is earlier, this guy just wants to be president

Also don't forget. He was a lineman in college. So you know the fight's serious.

srs bsns

God raiden is so edge

what a good annoying boss fight

aaaargh sunny is so cute