do it

oh my god, kill him

so I can imagine him better, is he a sleazy old dude or a sleazy young dude?

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I'd think the winking calls more for an eye stabbing, but no reason you can't do both

Somewhere in his 40s? Sleazy-suave. He's representing some deadbeat who's suing his ex-wife for something related to their divorce; the latter has a defense he's trying to get stricken, judge ruled against him twice, he came to drop off 15 pages of unwarranted garbage in a transparent attempt to try for a second reconsideration, which is not a thing you can

do, so he's calling it a motion to "clarify, not reconsider." It's a huge waste of my time and the judge's time and it's a worthless argument befitting of a worthless human, and we spent a solid 5 minutes mocking him after he left.

but ughhhhh one day I will actually say something to his face instead of just gape in stunned cowardly silence.