Atty: She had children, right?
Witness: Yes.
A: How many were boys?
W: None.
A: Were there any girls?
W: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
-Disorder in the Courts
Witness: Yes.
A: How many were boys?
W: None.
A: Were there any girls?
W: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
-Disorder in the Courts
there's sooo many better ways to phrase a question.
And this one's very bad. 
so are these, in some way, part of your case studies? 
Hahahah! No. But through this, i've found out that in order to be a good lawyer, you have to ask stupid questions.
sure, I get that. It's to cover your bases and looking to see if the witness fucked up telling the story consistently in some way
Brilliance in stupidity.
and then when you get that grand slam caught 'em in a lie moment, you can smugly go "no further question, your honor"
questions*