Atty: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
A: Did you check for blood pressure?
W: No.
A: Did you check for breathing?
W: No.
A: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
W: No.
Witness: No.
A: Did you check for blood pressure?
W: No.
A: Did you check for breathing?
W: No.
A: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
W: No.
A: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
W: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
A: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
W: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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W: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
A: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
W: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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