and i had a funny thought ot

what if snake teases him about how real bobby has a bigger dick

oh god

phantom: [shoves snake off him and onto the floor >8( ]

PRETTY MUCH THO

If Snake doesn't like it he can just go ride the real Bobby's dick instead

snake landing on his ass on the floor 'worth it tbh'

snickers about it for like a week

fffft

at least he never compares anyones dick size with volgin. he knows thats just unfair.

Yeah there's no way anyone can compare to ol' Moosedick