[ MGS] steve on solid snake just now: "you know i never think about how petty snake is, but then i remember that he wasnt allowed to take his cigarettes on a mission, so he fucking smuggled them in his stomach"
i love this petty child of a spy
let's not forget his jealous sulking over Naomi
or actually before that
dropping his cigarette to look up her skirt
like snake no
snake pls ur into dudes and u know it
right like you're fooling no one and also you slept with her brother don't make it weird
>snake
>not weird
pick one
>not weird
pick one
this fucker got smug and triumphant over swallowing cigarettes
like haha fuck you u thought u could take my smokes away? I SWALLOWED THEM...... AND PUKED EM BACK UP.... TO SMOKE EM....
snake you fucking weirdo
(i love him)
... that's a good point
ur breakin your husband's heart OK
think of ur daughter snek
(tho that didnt stop hal UR TEARING US APART, HAL)
naomi "homewrecker" hunter
ur tearin my hheart