My mom: "stop spending time with friends if you haven't found a job yet- you should focus on that and your friends are holding you back. oh, but no pressure. also why are you mad, I'm only trying to help?" 
...wtf?
.....what
How the Fuck does that even make sense
Well, you see, the fact that I have failed to find a job for the past year is stressing me out a considerable amount, and a way to alleviate that stress is to cut out other time commitments from my life so I won't feel so rushed trying to squeeze in time to job hunt.
(Also my mom's view of friendship is very mercenary; if they're not giving you what you need from them (which in my case, apparently, is a job and a husband), you're wasting your time hanging out with them.)
.....
I'm sorry
see, if it were me, i would be like thanks mom! i'll just cut back on mom advice time instead ahahahaha....ha. take that mom!
What the actual fuck, your mom
oh fuck damn, she's figured us out. we want you to have no job so you can hang with us 24/7 duhhhh
clearly obviously you get nothing out of friendship except stupid stuff like emotional support and stress relief and feeling appreciated as a human
Your mom has just made it onto my list for Worst Human Beings