financial lady: decides to go to the PRIVATE MEETING AND BREAKFAST to swipe from catering???

what the ever loving fuck

she was trying to rope me along and i was like

"Jesus christ, no. no??? no. this is a big thing. these are big people. they are set up with their food in a private room for a private meeting with privately catered breakfast that i ordered specifically just for them what the fUCK"

like you?? literally going to go?? and walk right in??

and i am trying to tell her like

no

it's not an open event. it's not open catering. seriously, don't

she fucking goes anyway

throws hands up what the heck phyllis

also one of the visiting ladies was like "where's the diet coke"

ms...it's breakfast....i provided coffee, juice, and water...pls understand soda is not a part of normal breakfast accoutrements

event management is going to be the death of me

oh my god why. LADY!!!!!

this post is a handy guide on how to break the blood pressure of event managers

and also a secret glimpse into academia: it's not just the students who'll steal whatever food they see ///:

to be fair I have diet coke for breakfast most days

yikes tho

oof yeah coordinating breakfast is just Hard...too early, too much scramble

i did have a lot of fun summoning a swarm of grads to come clean-up the leftovers tho

pings the grad list re: free food, sees 20+ grades sweep in within the next 5 minutes

*grads

someone please feed the college people

Let them eat quinoa