He needs it

so he can be the ghost of christmas present?

he's taking jesus his myrrh

I mean in December yes

this is what he'd wear in GoT verse

santa claus

so obvs it would be slashed or burned within a week

but what a gloriously velvety week

nah people would just think he was a red priest

that could be part of the bit

a constant case of mistaken identity

Raccoons would attach to him and knead against his velvetyness

and he'd be covered in dog fur

His own fault for choosing velvet

this is why he can never have nice thing

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this and many other reasons

And then there's a cuddle pile as the household bundle into him

fuck that would be cute

this artist helped me find it

btw i should ask u. i have been wanting to read the discworld books but like...is there a weird reading order or anything i need to be aware of? that's a lot of books. i dont want to end up reading out of order

oh no this is cute

there is kind of a weird order! it basically depends on whose story you want to follow.

here's a chart

(I'm so sorry it needs a chart)

there's a chart....

thank u though!

i've heard about the reading order being weird and i figured i'd check

while I obviously have some bias, I do recommend starting with Rincewind's novels!

his first two books are the first two Discworld books Terry wrote!

so they introduce the universe and the style pretty well

bless i will look into this

yesssss

Who's wearing a dress now, Rincewind???

ladies you're both pretty

Rincewind wears it better

Buys him some ruby slippers to go with his dress

why buy them just grab them from your closet, baelish

eventually I'm just going to make a post in his journal with all the clothing he canonly owns in MoM

and by "own" I mean that at least 40% he's borrowing from April's closet

good ankle showing here

those are the moneymakers