Marketing director busts into the shop with "IT'S FAT TUESDAY WE'RE GETTIN' DOUGHNUTS." Get doughnuts. Appetite immediately slaughtered by cramps. 
why can't I have nice things
good mornoon plurk
oh no... i feel u in the cramps dept friend
no.......... 
can you at least save your donut...
I can...
But I was looking forward to it.