I spent way too long on those little Season 5 infographics
and it only further cemented what I've always known, which is that True Blood was a ridiculous show
(oh, and NSFW warning for butts in the images)
true blood is a fuckin wild ride
and so much Sam bondage. I swear he played Damsel in Distress more than Sookie had to
I've got tomorrow off, so I'll put up a log tomorrow for the starters I have planned with people
logicdemolition I know you're on hiatus, but is it cool if one of those starters is for JPM's grooming session?
ABSOLUTELY
I'm just gonna be a bit slower is all
pfft, that ain't no thang. Would it make more sense for JPM to run across him in Heropa or De Chima?
i was surprised but not upset by the butts
they are pleasing butts at least
TRU
Just wait until she finds out MIB and Sam have interacted.
All the trash talking
he's into it
so is sam true blood's tuxedo mask
does he often get imperiled because then yes
tuxedo mask gets abducted every arc and sometimes brainwashed
allikateor can attest
there is more timeline fuckery tho
TUXEDO MASK ALWAYS FUCKING GETS BRAINWASHED
no brainwashing, but he always ends up some combo of naked, bloodied, and in bondage
like what the fuck, Mamoru. you can not get kidnapped and/or dead and/or brainwashed for fucking once
does his daughter ever try to sex him up
lmao
mamoru: i'm going to college in america
usagi: o...ok
mamoru: nvm i'm getting mist-napped
usagi: again!!!????!?!?!
usagi: o...ok
mamoru: nvm i'm getting mist-napped
usagi: again!!!????!?!?!
hahaha
Tuxedo Maskthis is good and helpful
also this
he's actually one of the most tragic characters in the series imo but he's better known for being a goof on the roof who is regularly abducted and saved by a bunch of princesses and their queen
this is fanart but it's still extremely ic fanart
then there's the musicals
this is totally just us providing context, not cyn & kates gang up on hound to shove sailor moon down her throat & do some enabling, certainly not that
yeah this is not an attempt to stave off the inevitable sailor moon reread or anything, and drag others into it, no
you cuties 
It shouldn't be difficult. You put it in your mouth and swallow. - sage advice from Sadie Doyle to Rincewind
oh noooooo
So I was gonna put a line in about the last person she remembers him being with was rhea maenad, but I can't do that to him. Too mean.
hahaha oh god
that one made me laugh
also tell me this isn't Frederick
HAHAHAHAHA
dont tortue that poor cartoon pug nooo
confirmed for frederick
Pug Beats
Sam/chilton fanfic
Sookie not you too 
if only the Porter gave him the power to reach through a screen and throttle someone
maybe next time, sammo
all these sad erections
there is a yaoi picture of a weeping weenie
IM GONNA FIND IT HEADS UP NSFW
I think I have it saved in my computer tbh
that should be a porter power
if you ever wanna have a regretful fun time, just google image search
yaoi weeping cock 
for cyn
oh nvm this is the one I had
probably the same manga tbh
note the plaid
i feel like jeff sessions rn
i had a bad week
how horrifying would it be to have eyes on your dick
what if fecal material got in your dickeye
that'll be in the next 50 shades from christian's perspective
that's real body horror
My cock concurs, rolling its eyes at her behavior.
you know that even sounds like 50 shades
it probably is
it is
sadly
she's redone the books from mr abusive's perspective and there's lots of "my cock agrees" for some reason
sadly
she's redone the books from mr abusive's perspective and there's lots of "my cock agrees" for some reason
disturbing
jesus
I Read The New "Fifty Shades" Book, And It...
why haven't we all published books
why aren't we all millionaires
I mean if this is the bar now
we're just. we're just so much better.
is this the darkest timeline
it cannot be
we still have chuck tingle
there is still hope
chuck tingle superhero movie pls
pounded in the butt by own sense of superheroics while lieutenant canada is pounded in the butt by his
Tinni the Dog and Sniffer the Fox
pounded in the butt by his own morose plaid shirts, a woll grohom story
pounded in the butt by his own animalistic magnetism, a som mirlette story
plowed in the butt by his own scratchy tweed jackets, a frodereck chilltown story
i like how they're scratchy specifically
a lil sandpapery
oh no that fox and dog are so cute
so fluffy
the first pic is especially them
chilton standing on sam, his mouth open
help I've fallen down a hole of cute
haha yes that sounds accurate
logicdemolition: 
Sam and Will
Sam and Will
YEP
100%
you solved the Sam puzzle, Maeve
grabby fingers at maeve
playin him like charlie daniels and a golden fiddle
now Sam will bite them
kinky
it's so, so sadly easy
whispers from the audience make out
sam can be her less fashionable hector
sam has wonderful fashion
also probably eventually abandoned to a hail of gunfire, I imagine
he doesn't have time to worry about fashion, he's naked too often
it's just hard to compare to fashion icon hector escaton
it's rare that he even gets to keep his shirts buttoned
quick someone app puss in boots
seduce meave
yeah he can't compare with that style
mAeve omg
Maeve can help change Sam's style. Slowly over time
use her narrative
"Sam Merlotte decides to wear a suit to work for once in his life"
"sam puts the leather on his skin"
oh that's less creepy than mine
jesus
that's if Chilton had Narrative powers
which everyone should be thanking the Porter for not doing
"Sam Merlotte gets on his hands and knees and thanks me for my sublime psychiatric insight."
yeah this is why i can't give chilton powers like that
he'd become a monster
his slope is slipperier than most
this sounds like some death note shit
it'd be a cheat code for him anyway, better to make him work for it
IF HE WRITES IT IN THIS BOOK IT HAPPENS
"Will Graham burns all his plaid clothing and wears only flattering charcoal turtlenecks from now on."
that would be so wildly ooc i'd have to drop
chilton with that much power would destroy the world
he'd tell himself he'd go slow
and then by the end of the week try to become emperor
he'd have to be gagged and locked away
oh wait now i see why you all humored this idea
if Chilton's third power slot ever gets filled, it should be by something with a badass name.... but really paltry ability
thrown into a cellar covered in leather and chains
probably what he deserves
there we go, third power slot is an ability to conjure bindings
but only on himself
tries to bondage up sam, ends up hogtied
he's selling a video of that to the highest fan bidder
Chilton's gonna buy him a remodeled patio
sam
don't worry, bud. he'll put a little plaque on the brickwork, name it after him.
credit where credit is due
called SUBconscious
this is why their fandom is the way it is
can't wait for the next FanPort
prepare for lots of explicit art
and then cute stuff of will and sam
their fans wear little headbands with puppy ears
and plaid
nuzzlingon plaid rugs while chilton is bound by intestines in the bg
a sound shot in the shipping wars
Sookie over here just popcorning in vague horror
well she'll have a lot to deal with. Like all the thoughts of all the excited fans.
Telepath's a bitch
Telepathy's*
the fics where sookie is brutally murdered (by will, probably) so chilton and sam can be together
heero/duo/relena all over again
oh my goodness this plurk
.........................................................................Rock I'm honestly not sure if I should apologize for that tag.
I saw the opportunity for bear tail and I grabbed it.
RINCEWIND TOUCHED THE BUTT
finally he is getting some tail
fortheloveofgodmontresso... rincewind is cheating on harley
link me i want to spy
the last one
BEARTRAYAL my eyes naturally hit the pun first
i approve
considering who plays the bear, it was most necessary
oh my goodness
rincewind is canonically into bears
game canon
so it is written, so it shall be
praise
don't let jeff know
oh
i am mostly sorry
"i am mostly sorry"
why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin
why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin
gasp a homewrecker
time for a dog grooming
O boy I can't wait to get home
cyanidetimes random, but what sort of uniform would hospital employees wear?
for rincewind, sequin speedo and hat
That's the only way Baelish will continue funding the hospital.
it was a unanimous vote. Rincewind was not invited to that meeting.
this feels both cruel and unusual
but then again, Cruel and Unusual could be the title of his biography
it is also the hospital motto
Crudelis Et Insolitam
Rincewind came up with it any tells anyone who asks that it means "Promoting health" or something
or rather Crudelis Et Insolitus, I think. idk Rincewind knows Latin, not me
Hmm I'll have to find an image of what I'm envisioning when I get out of work!
sequin speedo rincewind seared into my minds eye
and I know his favorite color's red, but I can't help but imagine it would be gold
hoshizoku: and absolutely no rush, but here's the starter for Rincewind and Maeve!
TY!!
oh how stylish.
bowling shoes
they're his favorite type of work shoes
and so hard to find in stores, he doesn't understand it
i stole a pair in 10th grade 
no YOU'RE the monster!
holy shit the Hannibal got in 
that's so exciting
so does Will just burst in the door like FAMILY MEETING
nope
o no
jeff already knows, i think, but he won't say anything until there is a reason to
have to throw away his little list of ideas for a subservient Baelish
tale as old as time
which he probably spent an entire evening drawing up while cackling to himself
LMAO. Poor Rincewind!
Maybe if he asks Baelish nicely, Baelish will be his slave for an evening. 
he had such plans :[
ad h kf
...unaware that he already spilled the beans to Baelish, back during the Text Misfire Fiasco
oh no trouble in paradise
I blame Baelish
he just has to stick his little finger in everything
belish no
belish why
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
omg wait rude i just read the new replies
W O W
your sugar daddy's doing you wrong, Chilton
>(
they're both mean
problematic sugar daddies
shouldn't have strayed from your sugar momma
for some reason chilton has taken a lot of money from men
like... now that i think about it...
at least they aren't stuffing it in his waistband
yet
i think mib tipped him once
or was that teddy
slip something in his breast pocket
yes
hahahah I love how Chilton is so obviously hearing "YOU PUT OUT FOR HIM" from Rincewind
that was a show of dominance
>( well!!
he fields it from all sides
gotta come out of that closet
omg MiB. perfect
"Sorry, no autographs, I have potatoes to get to."
"With a song written by Rincewind" he was trying to propose marriage, not send Raina running for the hills
flutist rincewind
it was a good report
beautiful
rincewind gets to give a speech
because of that
noo
that's way too much pressure, oh god. Runaway Bride except Runaway Groomsman.
I mean
obvs the ringbearer will be a dog and luggage will be the flower chestbaby
walking down the aisle just barfing up bushes in bloom
holy shit please
IMAGINE THE BACHELOR PARTY THO
kinda normal people, then a row of murderers
a death row, you could say
terrible
"let's take him to vegas!" "let's play russian roulette!"
2 kinds of ppl
both end in pain and/or bondage
I'm gonna just assume this happens at Chilton's hospital some time
with an imPorn fic, of course
I assume it would be Harley's doing
omg yes
Chilton eventually has to unplug it to stop the printing
but then how would he know how it ends
jack prints out the longest, most boring manuals he can find
I assume he keeps the title page. to look it up later. must be real good to be worth the ink.
Jack confirmed chaotic neutral
totally
y'all are killing trees
/prints off a 300page manual on how to not kill trees