"If you'd like to check them out, we could grab a quiet corner, and..." im pretty sure link got propositioned

things that could not possibly end well: that

i mean..... unless link is into it.........

yeah but dude won't be

he thinks link is a girl :<

also cmon

link can do so much better than thirsty mcsandboots

LIKE PRINCE MCHANDSOMEFINS

PRECISELY

yes

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or... is it?????!?

PFFFFT

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i cant believe link is leading a dude on for boots

Wouldn't say he's really leading the dude on. I mean, Link's pretty clear about just wanting the guy's shoes, and he's just not taking the hint.

gimme those boots

i love that impatient 'Good-BYE' at the end

altho link is leading him on JUST a lil bit considering he knew ahead of time the guy had a Thing for women in gerudo wear and might give said girl boots, and link deliberately took advantage of that fact for footwear. i love this crafty lil fuck.

link: takes advantage of a nerdlords kinks for footwear

True, hahaha

HEY LOOK HOW SEXY I AM now gimme ur boots - actually link

Truly a gerudo approved technique

hes learned well

he has

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and bozai is left without shoes and without a date

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You'll get over it, buddy. "She" was someone you only talked to a few times, after all

at least he can appreciate women that arent nice

yep

I want those snowboots, so I gotta do that sidequest.

go break bozais heart meowzy

toy with his emotions for footwear

I will!!!

also i wont tell u exactly where the eighth heroine is, only that you can literally see it on the map when zoomed in...

I haven't even started any quests yet, hahaha....

I wanted to go to the Rito tribe but I need to farm rupees for a proper cold-resistance outfit.

And I need a heat-resistance outfit for the Gorons.

the gorons sell the heat resistent outfit, so youll need to get fireproof potions to get there

a lady at the stable outside the entrance to death mountain maw sells them

Nyeah I figured I'd need to get to the Gorons themselves before I could get the outfit. I'm all for eating heat-resistant food so I can save up my money, tough.

*though

ALSO at the south mine, theres a hylian in an ugly helmet that will give you the goron fireproof helmet for free in exchange for like 10 fireproof lizards, and theres dozens in his inmediate vicinity

South Mine..... Noted, thanks!

yeah its on the way to goron city and right after an igneous talus. which is a talus thats on fire

you can knock it down and cool it off by hitting its body with a single ice arrow tho

Also I gotta ask, how did you tame that Ganon horse?

Because I don't have enough stamina to stay on. It threw me off like ten times and then I gave up.

It's the same for Zelda's beautiful horse.

full sheikah armor set + high level sneak boosting meal just to sneak up on hoss

a few stamina refilling (esp over-filling that give u bonus stamina) meals while soothing once on his back (you will need to keep an eye on the wheel bc it drains FAST and eat the food to regain stamina b4 ur bucked off)

you can pause and stuff your mouth full of stamina regaining foods/potions while on the horse. just mash the soothe button

Weep, so it really is that.... Sneaking up on the horse was no problem, but the staying on bit is horrendous.

I'll have to go farming for stamina shrooms.

yep just tap soothe as fast and u can and refill ur stamina as it drains

I really want Zelda's horse most of all because I feel bad for it. Ganon's horse is at least with a pack, but Zelda's horse is all alone in the middle of nowhere.

I have to save it

i caught the white horse and named him Snowe and put flowers in his hair

hngnhhh

also once you get it and show it to the old dude you get the pretty royal saddle and bridle it had in the memory of horse riding with zelda

Oh no

I need it

WORTH IT

hoss is also fast

hnngnhhh

oh also if you dont know already, the rito themselves sell a cold-resistant outfit, and the rito town and the path to the town itself are in a warm enough climate that you dont need warm clothes or foods to get there

youll need the clithes for the divine beast quest tho

Yeah, I did get to the town already.

But the clothes are so expensive omfg.

I'll need to dish out like 2500 rupees for the entire set.

yeahhh but the entire divine beast dungeon is Maximum Cold

relatedly youre going to want to have a shitload of arrows for the ganonblight in the bird

Normal arrows or bomb arrows?

They were making a big deal about bomb arrows when I went to fetch that one Rito at the flight range.

bomb arrows are used in the sky fight with the divine beast itself to get on board, but are probably also effective against the blight

i think i just used a bunch of regular arrows for the blight tho

youll be doing a lot of shooting up into the air and using your bullettime archery to shoot it in the eye

Oh dear.

My aim with the bow and arrow is awful.

unfortunately its p much the only way to fight it

probably bc the rito are archers so its like ooo gotta be ~thematic~

It probably won't be as bad as the Thunderblight Ganon fight. MAN that was obnoxious.

probably not, i found his attacks pretty easy to dodge. he shoots lasers at u, u fly up in the air and bullettime arrows into his eyeball, dodge slow tornados, repeat until ded

For a sec there I thought that said "dodge slow tomatoes"

and pictured a ganonblight throwing tomatoes at Link

"BOOO! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU WOULD-BE HERO! YOU'RE A HUNDRED YEARS LATE!!!"

probably for links bad seal puns

LMFAO

BOOO

Beautiful tho

i love the dialogue options in the game. link is either adorably curious, dorky, sassy, fucking weird, or just plain dumb

link making shitty seal puns.....

I found this and thought of you

PLS PROPOSE TO LONK, SIDON

yes, good