Gearing up for them there tags, let's do this
it's not its fault it can't detect hypnotism.
omg poor luggage
oh noooo
its so sad
sad monsters are the worst
luggage is so cute >(
It got to eat some birds at least. And plenty more pigeons on the way!
violence does always make it feel better
as an aside, if for some reason Maeve uses her Narrative on anyone within Rincewind's vicinity, is it ok for him to see an octarine padlock symbol appear on them? It's a feature of his Magic Sight
if luggage goes back to the hospital, jack will take care of it
feed it questionable meats
you're a pal, Jack
march will visit with get well things
just don't tell on him if he hides in luggage to bunk off work for a bit
pfft no
any day now march will try to get the luggage to eat him just to see whats' inside anyway
March no
all squatted down like a footballer, hands out, crazy eyes,
COME TO DADDY
just try to murder rincewind
that works
I mean. Yes, but
yes but yes
Does it work even if the power isn't so much 'magic' as it is suggestion? Or does it just happen if anyone taps into any power of theirs?
It works on basically any imPort power which leaves a "status" effect on someone
he didn't use to be able to, but the ability got an upgrade the last time he ported out
here's the little write-up I did for it:
Rincewind is now also able to see that an imPort's power has been placed on someone (such as an enchantment, a geas, extended hypnotism, or psychic/empathic links). This will appear to his vision as an octarine lock symbol on the imPort's person. He will have no way to identify what power was used, or which imPort used it.
Haha okay! Then yes, that's fine!
\o/
I enjoy describing Rincewind's personal spaces.
also I think this technically means Rincewind's teabagging Jack
dude, don't teabag, thas rood
but lmao his office sounds adorable
Interior Design by Rincewind would get at least one season for the sheer absurdity
it sounds amazing
jack's contains nothing but stuff
stuff? wat stuff? i meant work stuff
maybe some day they will reach the CR level necessary for Rincewind to give him a single star for his wall.
just one tho
oh how kind
and maybe jack will resist the urge to punch him
don't resist that urge
rude
it does seem like a waste of energy to resist it
also for the parenting meme, here's Rincewind:
looool
jack and rincewind parent a baby. it is that baby
oh fuck that's accurate
baby desperately seeking death, jack proudly sighs and is like 'takes after his dad'
puts baby in stew
mm tastes like baby
holy infant so tender and mild
baby back ribs
rincewind in the corner like i want my baby back baby back baby back
way to be lazily threatening, Jack
also cyanidetimes pls confirm if Chilton will be able to later enjoy video of one of his employees attacking another with a cup
he's not threatening, he's just stating a fact!
Yes that's definitely on film
Two boys and a cup
chiltons new fave thing to fap to
and teabagging, don't forget that
oh yeah bb, throw that mug hard. teabag his face so good
I'd like to report a mugging
doho
it almost hit jack right in his ugly mug
fired, you're all fired
focus on fire
hey nerd
Major Scale Musical Wine Glasses - Set of 2 that's something you'd like
that is 100% accurate
i'm doing research and i came across it
60 Hour Candle
oooh that's cool looking
Wiener Dog Oil and Vinegar Set
i hate this website
i have real things to do
whatcha researching? I'm just now poking my head up from political rabbit holes
chilton got rincewind that wiener dog oil and vinegar set though
those are both excellent and somewhat disconcerting
but Rincewind will enjoy them
I AM RESEARCHING STUFF
FOR MATERIALISM REASONS
just things
just things & stuff 
Solar Powered Mason Jar fucking
ooh thats cute too. we have these inflatable, solar powered lanterns for camping.
bc you're cool and go camping
i'm scared of camp monsters
I would protect u
with my wilderness prowess. which I totally have.
camp monsters are easily defeated with city talk
protect me!!
hooooome, oh man, what a long night
holds you
thank u
hackfraud in Jorah's Beary Bad Bar Day, were you still thinking Luggage v Grizzly face-off?
i am game for anything including luggage
someone put yakkety sax on the jukebox
jorah isnt likely to take a swipe at rincewind tho he still keeps his brain
I was thinking maybe luggage just assumes the bear's threatening him/wants to fight a bear
and Rincewind will try to call it off
puts up bear dukes
jab jab
god that movie was such suffering
i never saw it
THAT IS A FANTASTIC COMMERCIAL
it's about a guy with a life even shittier than Jorah's
he just wants some salmon
Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz - Top Of The Pops 20.09.1...
you as a bird
birds are so great
passive aggressive friendships
Jeff: the friendship expert???
wheres that degree
any degree
EXCUSE YOU he has a bunch of best friends back home and they like him!!!!!!!!11
sounds fake but ok
oh i thought that was going to be a picture of dany
oh snap
i need some ice
brings out the popcorn
such vicious potatoes
what a bro luggage is tho
there wasn't time to find a half-brick to stuff in a sock, that's his favorite weapon
and Luggage is in no hurry to eat Jack again, he's the Indigestion Dude
lmao
luggage is so wise
rincewind ruining jack's dramatic entrance tho. so rood
he makes for a terrible audience
at least luggage understands jack
next tag is just /climbs inside luggage. refuses to come out
a literal Jack-in-the-box
dooooooohohoho
halloween idea for jack???
yes plz
the hat with the bells and everything
no jack is gonna dress up as hannibal
2sexy
maybe hannibal should dress up as jack
Halloween becomes ImPort Impersonation Day
Sam dresses up as Will, because it doesn't require much of a costume change
good
chilton's "sam costume"
fuk u chilton
no no
go hard or go home, fred
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
here's his Chilton
no wait
hannibal should totally dress up as jack
old battered clothes
that's a pretty good chilton costume
i was looking up "naked sad man" for a naked and depressed sam (dangerous waters) but
found rincewind instead
when harley's home
that's such a good Rincewind I want to make an icon out of it
- and oh dear god what did you shove at my eyeballs
what a good
I'M SORRY TO POST IT SO LATE I just work in the morning and wanted to get it up
fading fast, will return to more ~murder~ tags tomorrow
MURDER MURDER MURDER
chilton @ sam 
puts it on his business cards
nooo i JUST WENT ON HIATUS
cyanidetimes also thanks for that clown butt
IM SORRY
IF I WEREN'T SHE WOULD GO HOLD HIS HAND WHILE THEY WAIT FOR THE POLICE
AWWW godammit Harley that's so sweet
dammit ok if there's not too much work today i'll just. DO IT ANYWAY. you're used to me being slow already it's fine.
oh my god maskormenace | video; [3/15, TW for murder most foul] there is a flowershop in the town i live in with this exact name
HAHAHA I pulled it from a list of florists!
good
The Pogues - Dirty Old Town Hope everyone's had a good St. Paddy's!
getting to some tags
I enjoy that the response to Rincewind has been equally divided between sympathetic inquiries and people trying out material for their murder-based stand-up specials
TAG TIME, OH BOY
I want to involve Sam at the Swear-In, but I'll have to see how my inbox is looking tomorrow whether I do a starter or just tag into other people's
This will also partly depend on how I can best have him be a horse
I'm thinking this for get-up. Since it only requires adding a hat and chaps to his regular wardrobe
also had no idea Marlboro was so homoerotic
am i reading that wrong
no that man's cock is clearly inviting the viewer, and by the text it's implied to be a masculine audience
gay as fuck
definitely
confirmed for gay
excellent
on second thought maybe Marlboro Man is just the look Sam should go for
mib and sam
do it
does MiB still have a soul to lick tho
maybe in his dick
sounds like a question a professional should answer.
better get Chilton on the case
I mean he is a doctor
a love doctor
according to all his fanfics
comes back to this plurk
oh good you're here
how much of mib's soul is still located in his dick?
the people have a right to know
is it just a
peench
this feels like such a Wyatt look
ooooh
presiding over the glorious robot ascension
yes
....just realized the two women Sam's had sex with in MoM are both Ported out now. The Merlotte Curse strikes again
does it apply to men? sam should try it
for science
^ yes
1. she wears it better than he would
2. time will tell
well he's never been much for science, but he'll give it a shot
oh I meant Dolores as the coat lady. If MiB is going to try out high women's fashion I think he'd be better in 
fucking bond villain
perfect
someone app silva
i know someone who played the mads villain
maybe played silva too i'm not sure
maybe played silva too i'm not sure
such a good baddie
was that someone me?
i played the mads villain for like 2 years
someone app silva
no it's dandymott
I THINK YOU KNOW CASS ACTUALLY
I played both yeah
mads and javier, the villains of my dreams
i also played both /fistbump
cass are you friends with hound, become friends with hound, thank you and good night
also app bond villains to mom
like in a bundle
just imagine a bundle of Bond bads, what glory
every month app another bond villain
there are enough for like 2 straight years of this
Yus plz
"is it me or is everyone who hates james bond also weirdly sexual towards james bond" - everyone, after meeting silva and le chiffre
id play blofield if he sucked less
if only he sucked less and would blo more
(and an increasing sense of panic)
I think I will sleep now
after a few smaller tags
for rincewind
finally, A Universal Truth
you know when you connect something to your character and you can't rightly explain why
CLASSIC TV COMMERCIAL - 1960s - SLINKY #3 it's Rincewind
the best coworker relations
they're practically brothers
or are they...stepbrothers
go to bed!!!!!!!1
I AM IN BED
she's got you there
fiiiiiiine
Ms Evers and her Wicked Chuckle: American Horror St...
ok maybe not that one 
Don't make him offer to show you, Rincewind
its full of potato
oh no
blowtatojob
candy in the back of your van? haha, what do you take me for? ...Wait, sorry, did you say you've got mashed potatoes back there?
neveryourmask added a little Teddy handwave CR in there, let me know if you'd like me to alter/remove that
i insist it remains
way to convince maeve humanity is worth saving!!
w h o o p s
and okay yes good. Please remember him fondly, Teddy, as the man with the weird hat and the extra juice cup.
hat friend
can they start a Hat Club
Real Hat Wearers Only
not like fake hat wearers who only wear hats sometimes
exactly
Teddy gets it
i found a sam and will theme
Bad Dog
omg
cyanidetimes this reminded me, plz tell me MiB's portrait is hanging somewhere in the Chilton household
I finished my re-read of light fantastic today. :[
ahhh, I love that one. it's so sad when he and twoflower part ways. 
Yes :c luggage is forever my fave tho. And Cohen
Cohen is perfect
So much.
Now I need all the rincewind and luggage rp ever
excellent
Stalks
i believe it's in a closet, chilton was trying to hide it from raina
but she found it
well now he knows where he can't hide christmas presents
he missed a perfect opportunity to lie and say he commissioned it as a wedding gift for her
honestly he should just blame it on the luggage. even though it lives in a different city. WHO KNOWS WHAT IT IS CAPABLE OF.
it is truly diabolical
wedding gift idea pure genius
maybe he can still backtrack
it makes more sense than "The guy who kidnapped me that one time sent it to me."
in the grand scheme of chiltons life though does it really
that's a fair point
just accept your bosses hiring choices, bro
not silently 
chilton be like 'my goodness, he attacked you? how terrible /quietly pulls out phone'
just start using him as an unwilling recruiting tool
"who did you meet this week? anyone who frightened you? do you know if they're employed yet?"
like a dousing rod for danger
lmfao yes
he is the new recruiter
it's his secret, second job title
there are no benefits
he can't help being appealing to all the murderers ever
the benefit is almost dying a lot
the benefit is ALL THESE FUN NEW BEST FRIENDS
its true. they're good friends to have