well idk snowe what's it like bein' a short girl

WEIRD BUT NOT BAD

ris gon' have the worst time when she has to like. change clothes or shower. and probably going to try to avoid xiri like the PLAGUE

how u enjoying being a twink boy with pyro powers and incapable of generating ur own bodyheat

but aside from that: TALL...

cold...

BUT TALL...

also with a real eyeball thats only mostly blind

still can only vaguely see shadows and a twinge of color but p much entirely useless

hey, better than FUCKING NOTHING

also better than what she'll have when she has something in there again

maybe while snowes enjoying ris' wardrobe, she can be nejoying his, because snowe has pretty cute clothes. AND LOTS OF CUTE COMFORTABLE CLOAKS TO TRY ON....

she'd have a ton of fun with that honestly...

snowe's clothes are very cute and also probably pretty close to her style if she were a dude

cloaks with fluffy collars are always a++

ON THE DOWNSIDE, RIS MIGHT HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW BADLY SCARRED SNOWES BODY IS

she's... not that put off by scarring tbh

burns AAAALL over his back and up his neck, a bunch on his arms, his hands, the slashed scar on his neck he does his best to cover up...

because she's also scarred, particularly on her torso (although hers are pretty clean lines - surgeries, yo) and even though his are pretty gnarly it's just sort of "whatever"

people need to stop hurting these boogers ;A;

they do ;A;

xiri: (immediately takes off his clothes)

XIRI PLS

xiri: (lounges on their bed waiting for snowe 2 come be seduced by xiri)

HONESTLY SNOWE WILL PROBABLY THINK SEX WOULD BE TOO WEIRD BC HED BE HAVING SEX WITH HIMSELF...

AND NOT IN HIS OWN BODY...

also, snowe, meanwhile, probably goes to brush his (xiri's) hair and fawn over it a lil

omg cute

also!!! byrd... imagine!!!!!!!!!!

volgin in snake's body

with snake's collar on him

lookin up at this mountain of a man that is his body with his husband inside

oh my god

snake in volgins body would not be used to being so big and would bump into things

omg cute...

Jeb is like and not for pervy reasons

jeb delighted at being Manly

no, jeb is delighted at being taller

can get the cups from the back of the top shelf!!!

maybe find something some tall person hid in there for later and then forgot about

THIS IS THE BEST

you know

relatedly

i would not be surprised if snake, in one of his low points, hid some bottles of alcohol in places

and then forgot about it

omg

not very well since machias is already putting his vocal cords to work

oh my god

imagine machias in artyoms body

an artyom that wont stop talking and much of that talking is YELLING

he promptly aggravates his own tinnitus

HAHA ENJOY THAT, FUCKER

also enjoy even without tinnitis the right ear mostly Not Working, light its constantly heavily muffled

like

so much retroactive regret thanks to that sudden realization

*

artyom doesnt talk and also, the noises he does make are usually quiet, and louder ones are brief and infrequent, so a yelly machias would probably overstrain artyoms vocal chords pretty quickly too

have fun no voice when u mustscream

his worst nightmare...

at least theres a high likelihood that regardless of bodyswapping, hes still wearing an amount of layers he finds adequate

bc artyom cant exist without at LEAST two shirts

ok but i want you all to consider: machias in snowe's body

when snowe has fire powers that flare up when he's stressed

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BURN.

OH NO

oh my god

everything is going to burn and machias is going to scream and panic at the same time

because fuck everything-- wait shit that wasn't supposed to happen how do i put it out

Hax Sign - Burn Everything