ngl I felt a little gross just typing that winky face

winky faces are forever ruined for me

rincewind gets a salary hike, sam gets a gag forcibly pressed into his mouth

does the salary hike come with a new title? can he get a new badge? can it have glitter?

can the gag also have glitter?

rly tho that's a weird way to say "thank you, Sam, your lips are a gift."

"i don't want to hear what you have to say about what happens next"

same thing

no glitter

Calls for April/Countess to check this shit, Viserys is a Magikarp

oh, Mr. Chilton, ooooh~

and fair warning, Rincewind will probably make himself a new badge anyway.

It goes: —> —> —> —> —>

HAHA I enjoy that Will and James are alike in this respect logicdemolition

and wait does that mean Viserys flopping on the ground

j hkmmurph: that was a beautiful visual journey

With his mouth wide open yes

his spirit animal

Thank u. It's a reaction that can really only be conveyed effectively through emotes tbh.

the emote: conversation in its purest form

But for real tho she'd participate then walk away and not be seen for like 24 hours while she does soul searching

bake and eat an entire pecan pie

Stare off into the wallpaper and wonder if she can parkour away from her feelings