I can make you a pokemon one like I have if you know which Pokemon you want?

But anyway, Mew is just going to freeze up for a moment while his emotions cycle between "what the hell" and "hell yeah!" rapidly. Then Kita wiill probably panic and end that so uh. Oops?

...Protato isn't even gonna kiss any squishies ever so let's not even consider that

Eee, thanks! Um, how about Oshawott?

Here you go!

He will if it means getting his scarf back, you thief.

#bringprotomantospinthebottle

Oh god one of the trolls would totally call this pitch

Also, thank you for the meme tag! <3