mmm it looks soo good

man, you are hardcore to know the brand off the bat.

yeah, they are extremely delish. Now if you can tell me what type of oatmeal I am eating you will attain food god status.

jesus.

you're good. I am making you a crown.

no no no. I refuse to take your modesty. You are a food god. Clearly.

imagine what jobs will think when you put it on a resume.